A old couple is driving from Michigan to Florida to retire. On the way they stop at the full service island at a truck stop for gas.
Attendant: Fill 'er up??
old man: yes please and check the oil
Old woman (who is rather hard of hearing) What'd he say?
Old Man He asked if we need it filled up
old woman: Oh Ok
as he fills the car and check the fluid the attendant makes small talk....
a: so where you folks headed/
Om Florida
A: where in?
Om: we bought a place in Port St Lucie, retiring down threre.
A; Thats a great area, your gonna love it
OW: What'd he say?
OM: He asked us where we are headed
OW: Ok ok
the attendant finishes and as the old couple is about to pull away....
A: so I noticed you have Michigan plates, I used to live up there, where are you from??
OM: Detroit
A; DETROIT I had the worst F*** of my life there!
Old man starts laughing hysterically and pulls away and as he does
OW: What he say, whats so funny??
OM: Oh he just says he thinks he knows you