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159198.1
Date: 10/6/2010 7:25:34 AM
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Edju, another season of you team's inevitable slide to DIII begins. But don't worry Derrick can help cheer you up:

Step One
You obviously suck. The sooner you admit this and stop kidding yourself, the better off we'll all be. Locate that little voice at the back of your head that keeps making excuses about why you've never won anything of merit, and squash it. Kick it in it's face if you have to, and have sex with its sister (and grandmother if necessary).



To everyone else that is not named Azariah or ManBlo, good luck this season.

From: Rambo

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159198.2 in reply to 159198.1
Date: 10/6/2010 7:57:54 AM
New York Jests
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OHMYGOD IM SO HAPPY DARKY IS WITH US ONE MORE SEASON!!!! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! I WAS GOING TO BE REAL SADDDD(((

Also, WOOOOOOO salaries were rolled back a little bit!!

From: FatCurry

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159198.3 in reply to 159198.2
Date: 10/6/2010 9:29:32 AM
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I'm somehow still in the black. I also get to kick the season off w/ Azariah once again :)

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159198.4 in reply to 159198.2
Date: 10/6/2010 10:42:38 AM
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I wouldn't want you cheese snorkelers to start missing me, now would I?

Rivals are still messed up.

2 rivals apiece (and therefore worthy of some respect): W&C, Phantoms, Riverdogs, Quakers, PBS, Jests

No rival at all (and worthy of having feces slung at them): DC, 10", Illusion, Purdon't, Wiggles, Dragons.

And sweet, my salaries are pretty much the same as last season. I can tread water like nobody's business.

(http://www.buzzerbeater.com/community/fedoverview.aspx?fe...)
Keep your friend`s toast, and your enemy`s toaster.
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159198.5 in reply to 159198.4
Date: 10/6/2010 11:15:16 AM
New York Jests
IV.30
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I bet you I can tread water faster than you.

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159198.6 in reply to 159198.5
Date: 10/6/2010 11:22:43 AM
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Not with those salaries, you can't.

And drop the price on Perry about 2 million and I'll take that problem off your hands. ;)

(http://www.buzzerbeater.com/community/fedoverview.aspx?fe...)
Keep your friend`s toast, and your enemy`s toaster.
From: Toonces
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159198.7 in reply to 159198.1
Date: 10/6/2010 12:59:51 PM
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This'll be interesting, yet tough. Will it be more fulfilling to beat me early on when I have close to no talent, or later when my team is complete? I understand no one likes to see me lose, so I'm sure you all will lose sleep over this.

Now on to bidding on players and being threatened and called filthy names for doing so by some anonymous European who is way too obsessed about this.



Last edited by Toonces at 10/6/2010 1:00:16 PM

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159198.8 in reply to 159198.4
Date: 10/6/2010 7:50:50 PM
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Wow wow wow there shall be no slinging of feces at my squad. Hopefully I stand a chance at being able to stay in this league. I look forward to this season, although it will be my first season with a losing record in a long time

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159198.9 in reply to 159198.8
Date: 10/6/2010 7:54:58 PM
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Everyone gets feced up here especially Edju because he enjoyed it

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159198.10 in reply to 159198.6
Date: 10/7/2010 12:50:49 PM
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How bout we cut out the suck this season and actually have an active forum.

Derrick care to start off the year with some words of your infamous wisdom.

From: Dawson

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159198.11 in reply to 159198.10
Date: 10/7/2010 1:27:00 PM
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I'll stick my head in, even if Postal screwed over my return trip.