Once played in a volleyball team (very long time ago!) where we all adopted "joke" names. I was "Peter Nuss", and my *brother* "Andrew" played on the same team. Thus we had our initials on the back of our uniforms.
Other members of the team included:
Geoffrey Vas Deferens
Wayne Kerr
Phil McRacken
Phil Terrup
Well... you get the drift.
Would love to see Ron change his name to something to honour a famous star: "Michael Jackson"? James Dean?
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