I think we should have a beauty pageant during the all star break and whichever team had the winning player gets plus 2 enthusiasm for their next game. We would judge based off
1.) The quality of their hair
2.) If there hair is shaped like the Nike symbol in the front.
3.) Their faces
4.) How buff they are... wait we can't tell because we only can see their head and shoulders so scratch that.
This would sort of be like the show toddlers and tiaras but with 18-40 year old men.