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From: Rambo
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Date: 12/29/2011 1:53:09 PM
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In honor of my upcoming game against Jelmiepoo I figured a poll was in order! Plus its quiet and dead around here and I haven't been contributing much lately.

The question of the day, or really the season, is who is the ugliest of the uglies on Jelme's team?

(14601040) Van Odonnell - Pretty sure this guy would look the exact same if you flipped his head around. Also, is apparently too cool for apostrophes.
(3006060) Darien Maroto - Do those small, beady eyes really need that big of a unibrow?
(12112852) Alen Lisica - a victim of premature balding or just a general lack of hair style? On top of that his nose is bigger than a basketball.
(19242455) Joseph Montoya - Seriously dude, those sideburns were never cool.
(8185270) José Manuel Nuñez del Prado - You know how people try to touch their nose with their tongue? Well I think his face got stuck like that. This guy has the longest name but the shortest upper lip.
Poll:  Who is the ugliest?
Van Odonnell
Darien Maroto
Alen Lisica
Joseph Montoya
José Manuel Nuñez del Prado

From: Peluin

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Date: 12/29/2011 10:07:30 PM
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I voted for Lisica. He's clearly an ugly ringer brought in to compete with some of the other studs in your conference and intimidate the prettyboys in mine.

Odonnell has a football for a head. You can't call America ugly.
Maroto was distracted by a Ke$ha concert during his photoshoot.
Montoya could be fixed with $10 at a barber's.
Jose "5names" etc. etc. del Prado threatened to "phone home" if I made fun of him anymore. He made it sound like a bad thing.

From: BFiddy

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Date: 12/29/2011 10:24:59 PM
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Idk why Perez wasn't a choice...those eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
From: Dawson

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Date: 12/30/2011 6:27:14 PM
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I went with Odonnell...his head is very oddly shaped.


Dusak and 5names are two of the prettier players in the game imo. 5names is a ginger...they are fiesty.

From: Rambo

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Date: 12/30/2011 7:09:13 PM
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I always pictured you as more of a Greek lover

From: Dawson

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Date: 12/30/2011 7:14:37 PM
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Hmm...I had always dated more of the tan/dark haired girls; but I married a pale blonde girl. Never dated anyone Greek though...what are they like?