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232380.1
Date: 12/4/2012 6:39:11 PM
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This is a thread were you can right a story about yourself and your team.

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232380.2 in reply to 232380.1
Date: 12/4/2012 7:05:45 PM
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Sick thread. Now I don't have to worry about annoying my league members when I want to make a press release. Here we go.

Manager moflaffle perfectly content doing nothing and being average
written by moflaffle

It's Season 22, and the Mof State Squizzes are still not ready to contend. With their youngest player being 24, and still not having a roster skilled enough to win a title, moflaffle is sitting perfectly content drinking a beer (Underaged) with his average team. I recently had a talk with myself about my plans for the team. Here's what I have down from the interview.

Mof: "Moflaffle, what plans do you have for the future of your team?"
Mof: "Good question brah. I plan on winning my league and competing in division 2."
Mof: "Okay, but what will you do with your roster in order to win your league?"
Mof: "Nothing. I'll just wait for those 30 year olds to get better and bam, unstoppable. I also expect 38 year old Eugene Bollinger to re-gain national team form from 15 seasons ago."
Mof: "If you for some reason were to not win the championship, would you consider tanking?"
Mof: "Tanking? You mean that thing that gays and women do?"
Mof: "Good point, obviously you are too manly for that. You are also too good looking and good at life for that."
Mof: "Damn straight."

Obviously, moflaffle is the right man in charge of this team. Without a doubt, he will be winning da chipz without a sweat.

Last edited by moflaffle at 12/4/2012 7:06:50 PM

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232380.3 in reply to 232380.2
Date: 12/4/2012 7:39:41 PM
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I got a guy you might want to call to help with Bollinger's resurgence. Hes got a great resume with older guys inexplicably dominating. Worked with Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong.

Only thing is, and Im not sure what this is about, he will only meet with your player at a neutral location, like a Motel 8, or the parking lot of a Wendy's.

Does great work though...

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232380.4 in reply to 232380.3
Date: 12/4/2012 7:43:31 PM
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I'm interested.

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232380.5 in reply to 232380.2
Date: 12/4/2012 8:29:40 PM
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How can moflaffle be too good at life, but also part of the white, unathletic team? I call shenanigans

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232380.6 in reply to 232380.5
Date: 12/4/2012 8:36:52 PM
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Damn you caught me.

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232380.7 in reply to 232380.5
Date: 12/5/2012 3:03:03 AM
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How can moflaffle be too good at life, but also part of the white, unathletic team? I call shenanigans


Hahahahaha funny, funny

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232380.8 in reply to 232380.2
Date: 12/5/2012 11:10:07 AM
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Sick thread. Now I don't have to worry about annoying my league members when I want to make a press release.


That annoyed me.

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232380.9 in reply to 232380.8
Date: 12/5/2012 1:26:18 PM
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Too bad.

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232380.10 in reply to 232380.9
Date: 12/7/2012 9:38:12 PM
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There should be serious consideration of changing the name of this thread to "Laughs and larfs of skittle barfs".