some lucky fans (260 pound 5"6" 42 year old fatties who get a run with the team to make up numbers)
Slight addendum: ...who also happen to be masters of pump fakes, head fakes, flopping, bribing the officials, and various other ways to draw fouls. I saw a game once where a team with three lucky fans fouled out so many players on the opposing team (with a full roster) that they had to bring in their own lucky fans in the 4th quarter. It was a mess. It was also a walkover, so you had to rerun the game to see the stats as there was no box score.
Actually, in this current game going on, the Lucky Fans seem to be not quite as adept at drawing fouls, but one of them is a pretty good shot. 5-11 from the field? That is ridiculous.