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Just when I thought it couldn't get any tougher I learn what I get for thinking.

Most of the big blue wrecking crew comes back for another season....with a couple of new additions

Bloom County comes in for a visit to the slaughthouse. All I can say is, ack. https://youtu.be/70MCCukrnAo


Neanderthals also joins the fray....here trog here trog https://youtu.be/SfM_VDRWOhQ


Meanwhile club red goes thru a transfusion reminiscent of Keith Richards after a good weekend.

Rockford comes on down, and looking from the salary being shed they plan to hang out a while. https://youtu.be/hj8V5sRVXGk

ANOTHER team from the Commonwealth of Virginia as Suffolk joins Petersburg and Deronimo https://youtu.be/y8DJP6XYGDQ

I have always called our little league "slaughthouse five" after the epic Kurt Vonnegut novel of the same title, well this season we get somewhat of a Hunter S. Thompson added to the mix with a representative of sin City entering the fray. https://youtu.be/1enywhs7vfk


Greetings to the huskers https://youtu.be/iir_xAbt-ak

And two (?) Seasons removed from the burger chefs claiming Top honors we now welcome a team named after my 11yr old sons favorite Wendy's confection with baconators now being served in the slaughthouse. https://youtu.be/KIjcNDiaPoM




Last edited by Coach Lambini at 5/7/2019 11:09:57 AM

With both Stormz from Blue and Rd2 from Red moving up, a lot of new blood in III.5. Teams on the rise, teams on the decline and teams in transition - will be a very interesting and competitive race for the title this upcoming season.

Anybody have a couple of spare millions to send fiercekitties way to help the feline cause? Anyone?
Bueller? Bueller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64

Moving over here for Coach Lamb

Cue: (https://youtu.be/A_HvBDorpzE)

Our opening montage consist of various players on various teams, but returning and debuting squads going baseline for the dunk....reaching up to grab the alley oop...etc etc


Announcer: and so it begins again.....as the calendar turns towards the summer hope springs eternal again
. For some tonight will be a start towards a championship run, for others just making the post season will be considered a job well done, for others it will turn into the battle to remain.

Lots of new blood here in the slaughterhouse this season . Let's start in the more established big 8.

Newcomer Neanderthals will visit the old man of the league as former NBBA alum Deronimo starts their 27th season stuck in d3 limbo.

A couple of long time stalwarts also square off as the Generals pay cal a call.

Bloom County gets their first taste of the slaughterhouse style as Petersburg come to frollic in Milo Meadows.

And consistent contenders the bunnies visit a brewskies club hoping to start strong.


Over in club red it's over half a new crew coming at you!

Demoting Rockford rolls into husker country.

Masters and kitties renew their hostilities

Last seasons finals participant the Mavs will be the first to get a taste of the baconators.

And Suffolk will hit the Vegas strip to try and get a handle on the high rollers.


Sybil the soothsayer will be here with her prognostications. Alfred's angle and Lee's way will get you ready to go for the new season. And we will get a closer look at the new competition! All that and more as we prepare for the teams to hit the floor as it's time again for another edition of BB2NIGHT!!!

Thanks for the copy and paste from the season 45 thread.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 5/11/2019 6:33:54 AM

Cue: https://youtu.be/bm47T5HdXhs


Tonight's opening montage shows the Triumph and tragedy of opening night.

Announcer: tonight some will find themselves ahead of the curve some will find themselves back in the mix and some will be left facing a uphill climb.

In the big 8...

In another renewal of the leagues oldest fixture deronimo will look to deal the generals a potentially debilitating defeat while snapping a seven season hex at the coliseum.

The brewskies look to build on their momentum from the opener against a Petersburg team that had their issues in the opener.

The bunnies will look to bounce back but may find that easier said than done against a cal club that looks like they are ready to make a run at getting back to d2

And in a battle of the new blood bloom County looks to knock off Neanderthals to serve notice to the slaughterhouse they are serious contenders

In the ever evolving club red....

The mavs look to hold home serve against Nebraska to claim a clean sweep opening week

Rockford also seeks a sweep for the week while a loss here puts Masters a little behind the 8 ball

The kitties also are in a position to claw their way to a 2-0 start as the rollers learn first hand about the misery that is a trip to the litter box

And Suffolk also finds themselves in position to put back to back triumphs as baconators is still looking to find the right recipe to compete in this league of death


Sybil will get her say. Alfred's angle and Lee's way are also featured this evening and we will take a look at the early action out on the transfer ticker. PLUS we will take a look at Lambini's ewly secured position as the manager of the South Africa u21. So stay tuned for all the fun as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!



Last edited by Coach Lambini at 5/14/2019 12:53:02 PM

Cue: https://youtu.be/nSOod2p-Xtg

Your opening montage shows the scene out in the parking lots, the grilling, the chilling, the beers filling. Cutting to some action from the first two nights of action.

Announcer: with the weather starting to heat up so is the action here in the slaughterhouse. One side shows a lot of potential fight up and down the line. One shows a pecking order already being established. But one thing we have all learned in this league is appearances can be deceiving.

In the black and blue big 8 six of the 8 stand at a 1-1 mark separated only by PD

The only team yet to taste defeat in the boingers look to bounce the up and down generals.

While the only team to not yet taste a victory takes a trip to face a brewskies club looking to become a contender.

Deronimo looks to make amends for a road loss last time out, while the bunnies are looking to capitalize on the momentum of their surprising conquest of cal earlier this week.


Speaking of cal they get always dangerous Petersburg coming to Paws for a visit

Off in club red...


Suffolk steps on the road to see what a trip to face the huskers will hold

Masters will be looking to set up a snare trap against the Mavs

The kitties will look to serve up the baconators

And Rockford steps out on the strip to play a few hands with the high rollers


Sybil will have her say. All new editions of Alfred's angle and Lee's way are also coming up. A huge week on the transfer ticker also yo take a look at so settle on in, it's all about to begin as it's time again for BB2Night

Cue: https://youtu.be/NrI-UBIB8Jk

Tonight's montage features teams hitting the floor. From.exiting the tunnel in some instances to being introduced in the starting lineups in others.

Announcer: as the season continues there is still a lot left to define in the teams. Tonight is another step in the process.

In club red....


The kitties look to continue their winning ways while the huskers come to the litter box looking to build momentum following their dramatic win Saturday against Rockford.

The mavs also look to hold home serve and to keep pace with the high rollers in town

Rockford looks to get back on track with the baconators seeking their maiden win of the season.

And Suffolk seeks to stay in touch with the top of the table as Masters will be looking to pull off a road coup to avoid slipping into the second division.

Over in big blue the battle for survival continues

Bloom county has a dangerous trip to the cave to face the bunnies

Cal has to overcome injury issues to get out of their trip to Neanderthals with a win

It's another edition of the Commonwealth clash as deronimo visits Petersburg

And the brewskies make a much shorter trip to the coliseum to face the generals in another edition of the battle of Bryan Blvd

Sybil the soothsayer steps in to see into her crystal ball. Alfred's angle and Lee's way are always on call. Another look at the transfer ticker tells all and much more is coming your way as the slaughterhouse gets ready to ball as it's time again for BB2Night!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 5/21/2019 7:27:46 AM

Cue: https://youtu.be/_qlxjo0YOSI


Your opening montage consist of the best moments of the season thus far.

Announcer: with the summer kicking in the race to a title heats up. Now we start to see who can handle that heat and who will will.

Off in the big 8 the log jam in the middle will start to sort itself out.

The generals and Petersburg battle with early play positioning at stake.

Deronimo is in the unaccustomed position of a 1-3 start and host the brewskies in a contest they need to get back in contention.

In a battle between the top teams in the conference The boingers put their unbeaten record on the line against the bulldogs

And the bunnies will try to stay in sight against a Neanderthals club that it appears is already resigned to their fate

In club red

In a battle of unbeatens the kitties and Mavs face off with sole possession of first at stake

While at the bottom of the standings the huskers and rollers battle on stay out of the cellar


Rockford host Suffolk in a battle between teams still trying to figure out where they are going

And the same can be said in the contest between Masters and baconators

Sybil will have her say. The latest transfer ticker is on the way. And their viewpoints of Alfred's angle and Lee's way will focus on their opinions of the season so far. So settle on down, no matter if your a bench warmer or a perennial all-star we will get you ready for tonight's action as it's time again for BB2Night!

Coach - congrats on the U-21 gig.
Hope it does not take too much time away from your other duties, including that of host of the III.5 league match preview show twice a week.

Cue: https://youtu.be/ennmuhY9OxY

Tonight's opening package consist of smooth Slow mo shots of jump shots dropping, drives to the glass a couple of nice dribbles and passes.


Announcer: as we prepare to clear the first round of conference play and the cup heats up teams across the league take stock of where they are and where they are going.


In baby blue....

The generals and bunnies both have stout cup tests coming two days hence. How each team plays it out this evening will tell a lot about Thursday.

Petersburg took the pipe in Greensboro on Saturday, probably does not bode well for the Neanderthals.

Bloom county seeks to stay the big 8's sole unbeaten though deronimo would like to deal them a surprise to vault themselves back into contention

And the brewskies short bench is battling a war of attrition which is not the way to deal with the bulldogs

Over in club fed....

The mavs look to roll out of Rockford to stay perfect

Bacon and huskers battle to stay out of the cellar

Suffolk looks to draw even with kitties in the win column while fierce looks to find some breathing room

And the Masters and rollers hit the strip to see if the dividing line between playoffs and relegation narrows or widens

Sybil seers into her crystal ball

Alfred and Lee will give you their call

A look at the transfer ticker tells all

And much more is on the way, so it's no time to stall, we've got it all as it's time again for BB2Night!

After looking at the BIG purchase, I thought I would take a look see at the salaries so far:

Team
Las Vegas High Rollers $ 411 553
Cal Bulldogs $ 375 539
Bloom County Boingers $ 348 785
Fiercekitties $ 324 232
CC Mavs $ 320 245
petersburg $ 268 945
MastersOfBBall $ 261 906
The Brewskies $ 256 640
Deronimo $ 249 086
Caerbannog Bunnies $ 248 308
Greensboro Generals $ 243 660
Baconators $ 213 517
Suffolk $ 203 524
Rockford $ 196 545
Nebraska Huskers $ 163 662
Neanderthals $ 131 244