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I had to bite my fingers last season. The league I was in, I can't stand the 1 guy that started the thread. We used to play another basketball simulator, he denys it, but who else would use the same Username and Team name, right.

Anyways, lets get into it. Preseason ranks.

#1 Nezada Badgers bringing with them around a $240k rotation.

#2 Dallas Bomskwad boasting a slightly smaller core of players around $160k.

#3 Battlestars are the toughest team to rank, not sure if they are going to reset or not but have a core of $125k.

#4 Maryland Marauders maybe should be #3, with a nice balanced roster around $150k.

#5 Vatican Vipers supporting a rotation of about $105k.

#6 WENOSPEAKINLES having a smaller tighter rotation (thats what she said) of about $70k.

#7 Detroit Destiny maybe having the youngest core of players at $72k.

#8 The Fattershags have a $78k rotation. Gonna have to goggle that name later.

#9 Dreamville have a $70k line-up, but haven't been seen since the beginning of November.

#10 Orlando Tragic's starting line-up barely cracks $50k.

Non bot, Honorable Mention goes to Cyborg, who looks like they are working on some young talent.

The rest are bots.

Good Luck, maybe we'll see some movement in the rankings next week.

Saturday's Main Event games
(based off of my rankings)

#2 Dallas Bomskwad look to blow up Shag Arena, home of the #8 Fattershags. The Bombsquad's BIG man, Istvan Reszler, who for some reason, keeps professing his love for wresslen. The Fattershags, are going to need to defend him with a tag team of action. Dallas Bombskwad by 22 o/u 212

#9 Dreamville make an roadtrip to the Scamway Center (love it) Chase Hinds will have to put in allstar performance is they wish to start the season 1-0. This is the perfect trap game for the#10 Orlando Tragic, if they know how to take advantage of it. Orlando Tragic by 2 o/u 188.5

#7 Detroit Destiny venture into the Ministry of Defense to take on the #5 Vatican Vipers. DD is rough start to the season. Their first 3 games are against ranked teams. However early wins, can move them up the rankings fast.
Their lack of depth is gonna to be a liability. Vatican Vipers by 13 o/u 184

Gonna try and keep doing this all season, (at least for Saturdays, may do a big game on Tuesday's though)

Nice breakdown on the teams… still in a flux on what I’m doing with the Cyborgs this season, obviously not winning any time soon, will see how the season goes…

Dallas Bombskwad by 22 o/u 212
Bombskwad wins by 12, TPs 190

Orlando Tragic by 2 o/u 188.5
Orlando Tragic win by 2!!! TPs 262 O.O

Vatican Vipers by 13 o/u 184
Vatican Vipers win by 41 O.O, TPs 179! *Pretty close

Other than the VV blowout win, and the Tragic/Dreamville TPs. I couldn't be more happy with my predictions. I mean, dam, I nailed the Orlando Tragics Win by points!!!!!!

Apparently in my rankings I missed Hoopists.... HTF was that possible.

Special Edition Games:

New Years Eve Nets!!!

The Orlando Tragic take on the Nevada Badgers in The Hole. Florian Peterson (48468495) had an impressive double/double, 24 points/20 boards, in less than 30 minutes. All be it, it was against a bot team. Still freaking impressive. This hall of Famer, is the MVP front runner.

Badgers by 33, o/u 248.

Maryland Marauders go poking around Caldwell Coyotes Arena, against Dreamville. Dreamville's Chase Hinds (52668154) might need more fuel, for his flamethrower, to keep his torrid shooting spree going. Rumor has it that, Ignacio "Nacho" Posch (51974147) is personally gonna try and stuff his taco. It was overheard saying he was going to put "Sour Cream" all over Hind's backside. !?!?!?!? When did we go all, WWE?

Maryland Marauders by 24, o/u 232

WeNOSPEAKINGLES going into the rough part of Detroit's Flaksec Arena to try and "robar" a win against the Detroit Destiny . This game features 2 of the best young players in D.IV.31. Adrien Antoinette (49851729) and Amadou Toure' (53594148). Watching these 2 grow will be exciting.

Detroit Destiny by 7, o/u 186

The Main Event

Battlestars look to avoid becoming the Battlescars against the Dallas Bomskwad. The Bomskwad, is hoping to get back on track after their tough road game against the Fattershags. This game has the potential to set a record for most 3 point shots attempted in a game. Fans becareful sitting courtside. You may catch some strays.

Dallas Bomskwad by 13, o/u 219.

What a way to end the year! Happy New Years, you filthy animals!!!

The Orlando Tragic take on the Nevada Badgers in The Hole. Florian Peterson (48468495) had an impressive double/double, 24 points/20 boards, in less than 30 minutes. All be it, it was against a bot team. Still freaking impressive. This hall of Famer, is the MVP front runner.

Badgers by 33, o/u 248.

Florian Peterson still managed a 21 point/10 board dub/dub in only 22 minutes! Badgers won by 31 points, o/u was 257 points. Pretty close on both!

Maryland Marauders go poking around Caldwell Coyotes Arena, against Dreamville. Dreamville's Chase Hinds (52668154) might need more fuel, for his flamethrower, to keep his torrid shooting spree going. Rumor has it that, Ignacio "Nacho" Posch (51974147) is personally gonna try and stuff his taco. It was overheard saying he was going to put "Sour Cream" all over Hind's backside. !?!?!?!? When did we go all, WWE?

Maryland Marauders by 24, o/u 232

MM wins by 19 points, o/u 235. Really close on that prediction, as well. O.O
Ignacio "Nacho" Posch +/- was +45 in only 26 minutes. HOLY SHIT!

WeNOSPEAKINGLES going into the rough part of Detroit's Flaksec Arena to try and "robar" a win against the Detroit Destiny . This game features 2 of the best young players in D.IV.31. Adrien Antoinette (49851729) and Amadou Toure' (53594148). Watching these 2 grow will be exciting.

Detroit Destiny by 7, o/u 186

WeNoSpeakIngles sent a minimal line-up, screwed up my prediction.
Detroit Destiny by 50, o/u 151

The Main Event

Battlestars look to avoid becoming the Battlescars against the Dallas Bomskwad. The Bomskwad, is hoping to get back on track after their tough road game against the Fattershags. This game has the potential to set a record for most 3 point shots attempted in a game. Fans becareful sitting courtside. You may catch some strays.

Dallas Bomskwad by 13, o/u 219.

Bomskwad need a frantic 4th quarter to win by 9. o/u 197. Pretty close on the win by, off a decent on the o/u.

Nice review of the games tonight… just curious how you do your predictions on the O/U and the point spread..

Experience. This is my 3rd go-round on Buzzerbeater. I can't for the life of me, find my 2nd team, but this was my 1st team.
(31000). I started around season 14/15 and went till season 41.
I also had an Utopia team when it started, for a half dozen seasons or so.

If you could, please give me some balls, (lmao) on my posts, I spend about an hour each prediction write up.

Last edited by Double R at 1/1/2025 8:11:32 AM

Week 1 Cup

Eveyone has a squash this week. I don't check on our bot teams.

Good Luck in avoiding a real team next week.

Week 1 Cup

Eveyone has a squash this week. I don't check on our bot teams.

Good Luck in avoiding a real team next week.

WENOSPEAKINGLES was caught sleeping and got ousted from the USA tournament.


Week 2 Cup

More chalk, everyone has a bot, again this week. Congratz.

Lets hope we get another week of bots!