OK, I'll try:
Here we are in the finals:
James Duggan has decided to raise the stakes. His last dunk, a windmill, seemingly did not impress the judges enough and only garnered an 47.5.
Wait, he's bending down now. What is he doing? Yes, he is pumping up his Reeboks. He should get some serious air now.
OK, he's starting at half court, slowly striding toward the hoop. He's palming the ball now, and now taking off from the free-throw line, in the quintessential Jordan-pose.... SLAM!
The crowd goes wild...his fellow All-Stars are falling over one another in celebration!
Yes, he's done it! A 50! A perfect score!