I SWEAR everytime I change doctors I get an injury. Doesn't matter doctor level or salary, just happens whenever I change docs.
Change doctors before the last game of the season to get the injuries to occur at a time which will let them reset for the new season. Problem solved. Magic fairy dust encrusted horseshoe sold separately. If you start experiencing anal seepage when using our product, please remove the horseshoe from your ass and call your physician. Side effects include increased risk of iron poisoning, the funky cold medina, and the itis.