Thanks for adding some humor to an otherwise awful situation! 
It's stunning, to be honest. I was pissed about 6 consecutive Road Cup games, and the screw job I got in my last cup game.
I was wondering who I pissed off to get that kind of treatment...But your situation is pretty dire...At the watercooler, we are suspecting you must have slept with one of the Developers wives or something
...your guys are getting hurt reaching for Gatorade...it's crazy....You didn't have much depth prior to the injuries...The only good thing is you have the most favorable part of your schedule coming up...but your GS is going to be toast.
I hate injuries in BB...seems like such a waste. I understand it's a Sim and supposed to be realistic...but in a Real-Time game like this, it just sucks the fun out of it and makes you feel like you wasted real months of your life when stuff like this happens. Sorry man.