Friends, Romans, Americans, in these times we must stick together. I can see the seeds that our enemies are planting among our ranks, the dissension, the hate. But we are Americans. We can rise above this and show our support for America's team, we can support the illegal, illiterate immigrants that play for it by providing them with toilet bowl baths and moldy bread. The economy is down yes, times are tough, but together we can provide a better future for the only team that matters: America's Team. Let not these petty squabbles ruin our support, ruin our enthusiasm, ruin our confidence. Instead, we will grow stronger through it all. Rosetta Stone will conquer all hate, and bring us together in a common language.