This is what Canada has become! I bunch of brainwashed managers blindly trailing behind the false ideal persona that is kumiko. This is what must change. This is what I must change as U21 Manager.
I will not repent or indulge myself in electro-shock therapy. Only people living north of the well give their newborns up to a diety which instills fear. Your servitude must be altered to me. The one who is the saviour for the masses.
I have a higher midi-chlorian count than any before me, far above the sith lord, kumiko. I am the saviour for the empire that is Canada's U21 team.