Doesn't matter if your players will have English names as Greek managers will have Greek names, Russian managers will have Russian names, etc, so if you buy Utopian players you'll surely have some strange names (for your taste) and I'm sure there will be the same kind of players as any other new teams in other countries so you'll have to sell almost all of them and buy a bunch of foreign players to be successful, especially in the first 3-5 seasons until there will be well-trained Utopian players.
I recommend to use international names for Utopian players, like Peter, Adam, Daniel, David, etc as they can be found in almost all languages. For surnames it's a bit more complicated but short names (one syllable) are more likely acceptable for most of the managers, like Dunn, Fort, Gill, Pons, Wert, Knopp, etc.
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