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Look how hot these generals are

I would like to share with everyone an interesting cup match that took place: (110546519)

I hosted the Baconators for a rare same-league matchup in the third round of the tournament. Somehow, in a matchup using a normal paced offense and a slow paced offense, a total of 259 points were put up (with one overtime). In the overtime, there were a combined 47 points between the two teams. And even more strange, I had a player score 100 points. Despite the amazing scoring performance, my team lost. I would like to congratulate Tcraw007 on the win and hope that other people can get a kick out of this bizarre game.

https://youtu.be/Mniz1YP-iyg

i guess national/league records are based upon regular seasons games. but this must be commemorated as the montage for tonights action as Sloans scorefest gets the billing even as bacon is the one who brings home the bacon.

announcer: after a third round draw that saw shock and surprise it is time to dive back into league play as the first round of conference play concludes.

over in true blue...

the generals bowed out early fron the cup but look to conxlude the first foray of games as the sole blue unbeaten with the wolves standing in the way.

srar looks to sneak back towards contention against visiting and surprising JFFC

the breathers are looking to get some separation from the bunnies

and the pressure looks to get back kn the win column against the tanking tribe

in club red...


either the thieves are going to steal a game to get even in the win column or the lumberjacks will establish a multiple game cushion

mof and vipers tangle to see who is most embracing the tank

the penguins will look to use hca to draw closer to the egg and playoff contention

while masters and bacon meet under identical circumstances

Sybil will have her say. a&a get us ready for the day we will take a peek at what was a slow week on the ticker and tonights point/counterpoint will see a roundtable of league doctors dissect what the bb universe needs to do about the convid19 crisis! so no matter if your not lisyening or if your perfecting your social distancing its time again for BB2NIGHT

https://youtu.be/GGU1P6lBW6Q

Tonight's montage is back to the more tried and true mix of sights from previous evenings.

Announcer: as we now enter into the cross conference side of the schedule the concerns go not just to how well cup concerns can be managed for those still in the hunt but on where the match ups each night affect the standings. These are the games that decide championships,

JFFC looks to get a road win to solidify their surprising standing while the vipers could use holding home court to give themselves a shot at shooting up the chain.

The leagues last unbeaten team is of all people the generals, The gate city gunners look to continue their winning ways against a masters club which recently embraced the concept of the tank.

in a battle of the two the lumberjacks and breathers battle to stay within shouting distance of the clubs in front of them.


the bunnies go to thieves needing a win to possibly avoid the relegation zone

as srar is sitting square in position to step right past them with a free lap upcoming against the squizzies.

the baconators look to work over the wolves to strengthen their standing

egg is in place to not only keep pace with the top of club red but to perhaps pull ahead of one or both of those in front of them with the free pass at tribe on tap

and pressure and penguins are put together tonight in a tussle between teams which could see each other come seasons end


Sybil will seer into her crystal ball Andy and Alfred tell us where they think things are about to fall. Not too much to call on the transfer ticker this week, but we will get a glimpse of what is going down on the markets. so settle on in and park it as it's time again for BB2NIGHT

i am just going to skip BB2NIGHT... no use bringing the funny qhen noyhing aint funny right now.

everybody stay safe, stay healthy

After a few games off of the commentary I have decided to bring the action back.

Tonight's montage brings us to the action from the last 3 games for the teams including the risers and the fallers.

Announcer: We are now halfway through the interconference league play and the Big 8 is starting to establish dominance over the Great 8. Will this hold true tonight, or will the Great 8 be able to strike back? All teams are also starting to establish themselves in the standings, will remain so after tonight or is there shake up in order to be expected. Without further adieu here are the matchups

Caerbannog Bunnies look to keep pace in the Big 8, while traveling to face the reeling King Vipers.

The Pressure look to their momentum alive as they travel to the MastersOfBBall who can get separation with a win.

Next we look to srar to travels to the Lumberjacks who are attempting to solidify themselves are the Great 8's best.

Then we reach JFFC jocking for position as the Thieves look to catch the Lumberjacks in the standings

Dvine Tribe looks to extend their 3 game winning streak to 4 at Baconators who are looking to sneak into the playoffs

For our TV matchup tonight it is Sofuegg hosting the SK wolves who are looking to get out the Big 8's celler

The Generals look to add another one in the win column as they face the 4-7 Penguins

And last but not least the mouthbreathers go to mof state to pick up a win.

As per usual Sybil will see into her crystal ball, Andy and Alfred make their reports. Not much on the transfer market this week, well except for Sofuegg, but will keep you updated as things change. But for now it is time to sit back, relax as it is BB2NIGHT.

well learned have young Jedi, bravo

I'm actually kinda sorta doing a variation of bb2night with my twitter, when I am motivated enough to do so. Biggest problem with doing the segment is that I am running out of inspiration for the tunes that I accompany these with. Doesnt mean Sybil, A&A and the rest of the crew are gone, just giving them some well deserved time off. It could get very interesting down the stretch depending on who does what, the generals are perpetually cash poor so movements may be limited, plus I have been to say the least very happy about how my little collection of has been's and never will be's have performed. And whenever you make a move, upward or downward it affects the chemistry of the club. Now what to do about these pesky problems, I know in the BB universe our teams are considered 'essential businesses' you know with keeping up community morale and what not. But the concerns with 'social distancing' are being questioned by the authorities. I am considering just yaking up all ticket prices to the maximum, that's a good way to ensure everyone stays 6' apart.

been mighty quiet out here. but breathers are making noises. bunnies are playing solid ball and on the other side lumberjacks and theives are both positioning themselves. while the generals are staggering to the finish line. gonna be quite a finish

(im going to try and "update" this all day, since last season I riffed my all time favorite cop show this time around I am going to try and riff my all-time favorite crime movie)

SUNDAY MAY 31ST 2020

6:55AM

https://youtu.be/era7iVv2WPE


YOU SEE THE COACH RIP OPEN A GOODY POWDER AND KNOCK IT BACK WITH A SWIG OF COCA-COLA. GRAB SOME TRAINEES AND THROW THEM IN A BAG AND HEAD OUT THE DOOR.


" I was going to be busy all day. first I had to go see Fillmore they give him some training easy one. going to have to go drop off some mattress sets and pick up my son. what all is going to be cooking dinner that night and I had to start all the prep work."



YOU LOOK AT THE coach look UP OVER HIS WINDOW AS HE'S DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD HE SPIES ABOVE A HELICOPTER.


9:15 am

you see coach pulling up on a two-story home in the suburbs knocking on the door which is answered by coach Fillmore decked out in his bathrobe


" I can tell right away that he did not want them. I only got the damn trainees for him and now he didn't want them. "

"what the hell am I supposed to do with these these don't even fit my training plan

I didn't say anything he was so pissed he didn't even say goodbye


you got to stop messing around those mattresses they're turning your brain too muc
sh! "


4:22 pm

well so much for the attempt at the Goodfellas send up! got stuck at the store on a Sunday and even today we were main busy as beavers! such is the life of a mattress man! tonight I have a lot of vested interest in what's going to go on in a couple of these other games as I sit on the verge of getting the auto promotion! but it is all dependent upon what happens tonight if one of these two teams win and both of them in my book will be favored I move up to the next level if both of them stub their toes I'm back here with you guys for another season! good luck to the two guys still left here and their attempts to Garner a promotion spot as well. with the reset occurring tomorrow I will see you all on the other side if this is the last time that I'm part of this crew it's been a true pleasure being with all of you but with my luck I'll end up back here next season anyway!
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Last edited by Coach Lambini at 5/31/2020 4:27:47 PM