I have to admit that I used to think that two plus two always equaled 4, but when I learned to actually go inside the numbers, at first I got nauseous and hurled, which wasn’t pretty since I had cheeseless tacos for lunch and apparently I didn’t really chew the tomatoes so much so that they looked like those beads that gather on my bedroom window on stormy afternoons when the clouds bend the air into soft knots, but then, after I got my bearings and could see that the numbers were actually bendable and could be turned inside-out, and I starting squeezing them and watching their heads pop off, which of course had the affect of opening holes in logic and the water was rushing in, not really water but it felt like water and tasted more like warm melted popcorn, and all the ones were talking like more-than-ones, and that made everything else different, too, since everything has ones, you can seen them all if you look at any number but try to look through them and then quickly change you focus and look at them again before they can close back up, and suddenly it became very clear to me that even two plus two really depends on variables of variables and isn’t worth the effort of trying to figure out what it really is, and it certainly isn’t a good idea to try if you just ate cheeseless tacos no matter how much you chew up the tomatoes, and don’t forget to make sure the lettuce is shredded enough to fit between the meat chunks.
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