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Lmao......read his status and compare it to an actual bot team.....very well played by Stormz.....we've discussed this before lol....

Your montage of slow motion images of various expressions and actions ensue per always as our announcer intones the upcoming slate of action.

Cue: https://youtu.be/rKs7yXJd5p4

Announcer: and now it's time for conference action to resume as much is left to be settled as the contest draw to a increasingly important few.

In club red it's become a two horse race as the kittens and Masters have pulled away from the pack.

The kitties play host to the scrimping to survive bulls

While the second place Masters have a potential preview of their first round playoff match as the blizzards are looking to gather momentum for the stretch drive.

2 seeks to hold serve at home and to stay in contention for the final while the sharks will look to spring a surprise and perhaps make a play at moving up the club red ladder.

While tonight our cameras focus in on the Mavs who are seeking to stick the winners one game closer to auto relegation while sustaining and perhaps improving their position.


While over in the big 8 the already hyper competitive chase might just see the plot thicken.


Stormz will seek to deal another death blow to sparty as the mighty one is perilously close to splitting the slaughterhouse scene.

Deronimo will try to keep pace in the title race against a quake club which has seen their position solidify in recent weeks and whom now will seek to serve as spoiler.

The young bunnies are coming along ahead of schedule and they actually go into tonight's game with the hosting generals holding a better point differential helped in big part by a solid win against the generals back on opening night. Do the generals hold home serve once again or is this the night the age and hard living low stamina lifestyle starts to fray the delicate fabric of the tapestry of their ten game winning streak?

Top sitting Ladson has been locking their glare all season on promotion honors. But don't look now as the Lions are going to be on full on upset alert against a Pistons club running on all cylinders who are looking to throw a wrench into the machine.

Stay tuned for the Edward Cayce Institute Sybil Says segment.
Also it's been a very busy week here in the league as the Terminex transfer ticker will reset all the exciting personnel developments. Plus tonight's point-counterpoint segment sponsored by Mountain Dew special "club red" will discuss the recent over branding of every aspect of league coverage. No need to nod off in your easy chair and snore, we will make sure to keep you up to date on the score along with so much more as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 6/9/2018 3:33:55 PM

@coachward95 on Twitter for all his glorious ranting. Acute schizophrenia makes such fine entertainment.

Well $*%#.......take the lead with 2 seconds left, up by 1 and the MOB hits a 3 to win by 2 at the buzzer.....damn you MOB, damn you! LOL

Ouch! This game can rip your guts right out.

Three way tie in the loss column in the blues. Though the Pistons really are poised to wreck havoc the rest of the way. Ladson might have stumbled but they are far from fallen. Deronimo has made some upgrades to keep up with the Kardashians. As did the Generals though the boro has the toughest route with four of the last six on the road and the two at home being the Liobs and Pistons. Yet all four teams at the moment hold their destiny in their own hands. Though this is complicated by a 2nd division comprised of teams quite capable of upsetting the apple cart. I honestly expect this race to be run to the bitter end, and that's not even taking into account what sort of misfortune could befall any of the competitors.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

https://youtu.be/a5QBuJla5do


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 6/10/2018 11:25:40 AM

Well I guess I am going to have to represent the RED since we are the step-children from the last post.

The Kittens and MOB are clearly battling to see who is going to get home field advantage for the playoffs. I don't see anyone lower record team catching them unless there was a total collapse for that team. The D3 life or death race is between Round 2, Snowy, and the Mavs. Just like last year, whoever is the odd team out of the playoffs will have a punchers chance of staying but it's not likely. I think it might go down Kittens, MOB, Mavs, and Snowy but time will tell. Round 2 has had a couple of big victories and I am sure they are not letting up anytime soon. I feel Snowy is going to really regret that last second 3 to give them the "L" when they really needed the Win cushion.

Umm Coach Lam here is your glue back

OOPs, I think I dropped a wrench into the the Blue playoff's machine. :-) This should be an interesting rest of the season.

I totally agree! I was watching the matchup and was thinking....hmm...can we DEFEND for 2 seconds???? Apparently not! Will probably cost us getting relegated back to IV.....

Cue: https://youtu.be/4Sdfwan5tMw

Tonight's open is of a arial shot of the majestic bridges of the Charleston harbor morphing into a shot from the angle of being on the bridge overlooking the harbor with the setting sun in front then fading into a shot of the front of the North Charleston Coliseum as lavender and lemon clad supporters (and a few in maroon, orange and black) make their way to the entrances.

Announcer: as the sun of season 42 starts to set lots of both sides are yet to be decided.

Welcome to Charleston, the home of the low country legends that are the Ladson Lions. After stumbling at the beer palace against the Pistons on Saturday night the Lions look to right the ship and continue to set sail on a title. But Deronimo did not pull into port this evening for shore leave as they too seek to navigate these waters.

But in the deep blue sea of the big 8 there are a couple of other teams who are charting their course for the title.

The Generals will try to avoid the potential rough waters of a trip to timequake

And the lurking Pistons will look to continue their recent trend of taking down all in their wake though they too have a stormz to survive.

And at the bottom of the table cellar dweller Sparty seeks to sneak out of the cave with a win against those bright eyed bushy tailed bunnies.

Over in the much more settled club red

Top seed kitties seek to avoid jumping the sharks

While #2 Masters seek to hold serve against what again could be a first round playof preview as current #3 mavs come calling.

While the razors edge between postseason and potential relegation will be tested as #4 blizzards seek to avoid being struck by #7 lightning bulls and round 2 seeks to get out of a trip to winners and maybe gain a little momentum towards taking claim of the final club red playoff spot.


Stay tuned for Sybil Says tonight bought to you by John Edwards. And our transfer ticker tonight is bought to you courtesy the good people at the Road Kill Cafe serving up only the best scrapings since 1929. So go do what you do and pop the top on a brew as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

One minor tactical error, and there goes my chance at the playoffs.....ah, the two that got away....... relegation here I come!