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From: Azariah

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136480.15 in reply to 136480.12
Date: 3/23/2010 5:55:34 PM
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Who wants the ugliest player in BB? I'll give you the sweetheart deal of only 200k!

And when he flaps his ears, he can fly!

Last edited by Azariah at 3/23/2010 5:56:26 PM

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136480.16 in reply to 136480.3
Date: 3/23/2010 6:18:15 PM
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The engine finally got my rival right.
Too bad your only hope is to pay another team to injure Gipson for you. But keep complaining about lack of centers as if the game engine requires one.


I was hoping they'd get mine right, too, but instead locked me against SNS, who are 3-7 against me (including Cup & a scrimmage).

I don't plan on winning the league this year, but I certainly do plan on winning a couple of TV games. And maybe I can even get so lucky as to injure Gipson myself.

edit: as for the center, I'd imagine someone with better than prominent rebounding would be acceptable.

Last edited by darykjozef at 3/23/2010 6:19:27 PM

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136480.17 in reply to 136480.2
Date: 3/23/2010 6:28:49 PM
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Well played sir!

Do i finally get to welcome the machines to the spectrum? My fans usual throwing of batteries wont be so effective if your team replaces the forks sticking out of your back and instead sticks in the batteries.

I'll have to instruct my fans to throw something different at your machines, after all a crowd control PR manager has to control the crowd in the right way.


Those aren't forks, those are wind-up keys.

And perhaps I'll "take you down like a sweet muffin" in front of the losers that pack your arena...?

Last edited by darykjozef at 3/23/2010 6:30:16 PM

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From: Toonces

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136480.18 in reply to 136480.15
Date: 3/24/2010 1:42:23 AM
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And when he flaps his ears, he can fly!


I'll throw in a extra 50k if when he burps he comes floating back down. Fly/float ftw.

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136480.19 in reply to 136480.17
Date: 3/24/2010 1:47:52 AM
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those are wind-up keys


No wonder why you don't win, your machines are of old technology. Don't you have button activation yet? Better yet, use retinal scanners so I don't 'wind' them up and drain their power?

take you down like a sweet muffin


Mmm, not again.

I got some deionized water for them darn machines of yours. Hope you get a little shock when going to fix 'em to go along with the shock my team will provide sometime in the season. Although your machines won't make the trip to our house, yet again.. I'm envisioning a bunch of Haley Joel Osment clones visiting our Outback.. someday. Maybe that'd get my damned Fans happy ^.^

Last edited by Toonces at 3/24/2010 1:51:17 AM

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136480.20 in reply to 136480.19
Date: 3/25/2010 12:40:28 AM
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Although your machines won't make the trip to our house, yet again.. I'm envisioning a bunch of Haley Joel Osment clones visiting our Outback.. someday. Maybe that'd get my damned Fans happy ^.^


Again, you're thinking far too modern. Think more like a bunch of Tiffany Brissette clones, only slightly more masculine.

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From: Rambo
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136480.21 in reply to 136480.20
Date: 3/25/2010 4:47:37 PM
New York Jests
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Nothing like losing your best young gun in the first scrimmage.

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136480.22 in reply to 136480.21
Date: 3/25/2010 8:05:29 PM
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Yikes.

Maybe if you get the injuries out of the way early, they won't affect you come PO time. The same thing happend to me in season 8, I think, where I lost Timmons for two weeks in the first scrimmage. The next season, I didn't even bother scheduling a scrimmage in the first week for that very reason.

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136480.23 in reply to 136480.22
Date: 3/26/2010 10:51:54 AM
New York Jests
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3/26/2010 - I'll Replace You With Machines is celebrating the appointment of Jim Carmichael to the United States National Team.


Must be for the Senior Tour.

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136480.24 in reply to 136480.1
Date: 3/26/2010 1:03:16 PM
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Why wait until Saturday? Let the trash talking begin ASAP, I say.
Stankeye on Contortionists, Dragons, GK, Hobo's and SBCT for not even putting enough mustard on it to be a rival.


All that means is either we are really good or REALLY bad. I am going with the second one.

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136480.25 in reply to 136480.6
Date: 3/26/2010 1:06:18 PM
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At least one of these 3 things is true:

1) I'll forsake the cup and concentrate on the league.
2) If I don't beat Pennsylvania, I'll quit this game (man do they kill on the tolls there, almost 10 bucks to enter/ leave the freakin state)
3) The Great 8 will continue to beat down the Big 8.

Just remember, my team does suck, we're a 2 man team. Shut them down, and we go back to chewing eucalyptus.


Hmm I would guess the 3rd option. There is no way a 2 man team forsakes an extra 40k a week for a few more weeks.
The second option was considered until I realized it was the Quakers you were talking about.

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