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From: SammyO
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144953.15 in reply to 144953.14
Date: 5/26/2010 3:17:19 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
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Comment- He's going to the bank
Trigger- Shot of the glass/backboard
neutral

Comment- You can call (Player X) the warden because he's putting him in chains
trigger- A steal of great defensive play
biased

Comment- Can (Player X) breathe up there, get that man some oxygen
trigger- elevates high to get a dunk
tactical

Comment- This is what the fans paid to see
trigger- Home team up by 10+ with 2 minutes or less
tactical

Comment- (Player X) mom never taught him to share
trigger- opponent forced a bad shot
biased

Comment- Can you get me a napkin to wipe my mouth, that was filthy
trigger- a tough shot made by home player
biased


Comment- Call the fire department because (player x) is heating up
trigger- make 4 straight shots
neutral

Comment- (player x) is a thief
trigger- 4 or more steals in a game
neutral

Comment- MVP, MVP, MVP (player x) is on his way
trigger- score 40 points
biased

Comment- Hey, its alright they lost, all that matters is that they showed up and tried their best
trigger- home team wins by 30+
biased for home team

I hope you guys like some of these

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 10:44:09 AM

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144953.16 in reply to 144953.1
Date: 5/26/2010 4:25:45 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
3737
X scores inside, Y assists, Z defending:

"OK, you're Player X right now. You see that Player Y has a favorable matchup and can take his man off the dribble. When Player Y makes his move to the basket, your defender rotates to cut off the penetration, which means you move to the open space. Now Player Z right here, he needs to read this situation and continue the rotation, but he's a beat late. Player Y finds the passing lane, and you've got yourself an easy finish."

That'll fit in the viewer, right?

(With apologies to Bill Simmons' apologies to Hubie Brown.)

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 10:45:13 AM

From: Soel

To: Edju
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144953.18 in reply to 144953.1
Date: 5/26/2010 5:39:37 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
88
Foul trouble -

Commentary Line: "And that's Andrew Bynum's 5th foul, so now he's got to be careful."
Possible Trigger: Player picks up his fifth foul.
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Neutral

Commentary Line: "Ron Artest is furious with himself because he knows that was a bad foul to give up, and now he has to go the rest of the way without fouling"
Possible Trigger: Player picks up his fifth foul.
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Tactical

Commentary Line: "Lamar Odom just picked up his 6th so he'll be heading to the locker room for an early shower!"
Possible Trigger: Player picks up his sixth foul.
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Neutral

Commentary Line: "And you can hear "hit the road Jack" chants from the crowd as Kobe Bryant picks up his sixth foul!"
Possible Trigger: Player picks up his sixth foul.
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 10:51:25 AM

From: Soel

To: Edju
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144953.19 in reply to 144953.1
Date: 5/26/2010 6:14:00 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
88
Lay-ups/driving dunks

Commentary Line: "Wilson Chandler caught the defense napping there and capatalises with a strong move"
Possible Trigger: Driving lay-up
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

Commentary Line: "Danilo Gallinari showed amazing quickness then, the defense had no chance!"
Possible Trigger: Driving lay-up/dunk
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

Commentary Line: "David Lee with great vision to see the open lane to the basket"
Possible Trigger: Driving lay-up/dunk
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Neutral

Commentary Line: "The defense is arguing amongst themselves as no-one appeared to be guarding Toney Douglas on that play"
Possible Trigger: Driving lay-up/dunk
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

Commentary Line: "The defense may have to make some adjustments as giving up easy points in the paint like that could kill them during the course of the game"
Possible Trigger: Driving lay-up/dunk
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Tactical

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 11:49:32 AM

From: Soel

To: Edju
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144953.20 in reply to 144953.19
Date: 5/26/2010 6:20:25 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
88
Offensive fouls

Commentary Line: "Rasheed Wallace has to be careful here, he's arguing the call and if he keeps going he might pick up a technical."
Possible Trigger: After an offensive foul
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Neutral

Commentary Line: "Paul Pierce with an obvious shove there, he has to play smarter than that!"
Possible Trigger: After an offensive foul
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

Commentary Line: "Kevin Garnett arguing the foul call on that play and looking at the replay he might have a case."
Possible Trigger: After an offensive foul
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

Commentary Line: "Kendrick Perkins looks angry with himself, he knows his team needs him on the floor and he can't be picking up bad fouls on the offensive ends"
Possible Trigger: After an offensive foul
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Tactical

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 11:52:14 AM

From: Soel
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144953.21 in reply to 144953.20
Date: 5/26/2010 6:22:03 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
88
Commentary Line: "GM-Soel clearly has no love for the Celtics or the Lakers!"
Possible Trigger: Being asked for new in-game lines
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased, most definitely.

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 11:52:35 AM

From: Stu

To: Edju
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144953.22 in reply to 144953.1
Date: 5/26/2010 9:15:26 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
77
Commentary Line: Player A moving well without the ball gets the wide open shot
Possible Trigger: Open shot
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Tactical

Commentary Line: The coach has to be upset with that call.
Possible Trigger: Turnover
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Tactical

Commentary Line: What a play! Player A is showing why he's been compared to Michael Jordan with that shot!
Possible Trigger: Any made shot/dunk
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased (What player HASN'T been compared to Jordan? lol)

Commentary Line: The mascot could have made that
Possible Trigger: missed dunk
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

Commentary Line: Do you like my tie? I got it with the suit
Possible Trigger: Random
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Neutral

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 11:57:29 AM

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144953.23 in reply to 144953.22
Date: 5/27/2010 2:12:59 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
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Welcome to your Kodak Moment (player X)!

After a dunk(posterized) by home team player prefferably

biased

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 11:58:32 AM

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144953.24 in reply to 144953.23
Date: 5/27/2010 2:54:28 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
22
Commentary Line:

OMG player begging opponent for an offensive RB; trying a Blatche!

Possible Trigger: Almost Triple Double

Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDzRvZcFn48)

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 11:59:57 AM

yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
From: LA-Niko

To: Edju
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144953.25 in reply to 144953.21
Date: 5/27/2010 8:09:30 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
2121
Commentary Line: "That shot was so far off I think it hit the roof!"
Possible Trigger: Unsuccessful 3P shot from half-court
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Neutral

Commentary Line: "Crazy shot! BB-Edju must have pressed the score-3P button again!!"
Possible Trigger: Successful 3P shot from half-court from a team owned by a GM/BB
Tactical/Neutral/Biased: Biased

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Last edited by Edju at 6/1/2010 12:10:53 PM

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