Oh no you didn't! *snap* My father was a puppy you jerk! Yeah that's right, I'm half dog half person. I may have a keen sense of smell and like to hump people's legs every 5 seconds, but other than that I am a normal human being! By insulting puppies, your insulting half of me (which is the waste down btw :D ) I don't make fun of your sliced ham you like to pass off as "bacon." :)