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Actually I had a feeling something whack like that would go down when I was debating on the BB Facebook page with a chap from 3.8 who was talking about how tough that league is, and his retort is that at least "you got neanderthals to beat up on"

Great- I have the Neanderthals coming to the litterbox for the tuesday night match - hope all the bad mojo got used up in your match. In red, my kitties cannot afford a stumble if I have want to have any chance of catching the Mavs.

A bunch of Bill Lambeer clones...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM-IKDa8PiI

:)

Last edited by chrisbale at 6/2/2019 12:11:25 PM

Lambeer had some serious white mans disease, I don't think he could jump six inches, perhaps the ugliest looking shot this side of Manute Bol and he was one of the dirtiest sonofabitches in league history, but I sure did love me some Bill Lambeer.

Five teams at 3-4, by seasons end it's going to take a battle Royale or a hunger games to settle this. Or to steal a line from the novel we take our leagues title from....and so it goes.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 6/2/2019 6:41:55 PM

Cue: https://youtu.be/vO_eUx6-1Es

Announcer: as the season trends towards the middle it's time again for each side to match wits. And with viewpoints changing by the game on where each team feels they are heading it promises to be a wild ride .

Two of the top teams battle right off the top as the bunnies seek to knock the Mavs from the ranks of the unbeaten.

The huskers will try to grab hold of some momentum while Cal has decided to let go

The generals will try to shake off the shock of a loss to Neanderthals against a Rockford club kinda laying low.

Masters seeks to stay near the top of the club red food chain while deronimo is trying to climb slowly back into contention


Neanderthals may just have shot their was against the generals but the kitties are rightly wary


The brewskies look to serve their style against baconators as coach Fillmore and company try to claw back into contention

In the cross conference battle of the Virginia Commonwealth tanking Petersburg take a trip East to Suffolk

And the boingers put their perfect record on the line against the rollers are they're new high priced bling

The transfer ticker is always a thing, you will get the latest. Sybil gets her say and Alfred's angle and Lee's way will set the sage of tonight's play. All that and more is in store as it's time again for BB2Night!

Rollers 82 Boingers 62


Gulp.


The big question will be, how well and for how long can the rollers afford that beast of a man! Seigfried and Roy got some competition on the strip. Vegas love a event, and they love a winner, this cat makes the rollers both.

Mavs.....we're gonna find out what you haves


Kitties.....better eat your Wheaties...

Masters.....hope you got some blasters

The rest of club red might as well be left for dead.

This guy is the most intimidating thing to hit the strip since Ivan Drago, last night the Boingers got left looking like Apollo Creed.

After Tuesdays games I am glad I started selling. Looks like Rollers and Mavs are on top.

Cue: https://youtu.be/FcaeYmT4wsg

Your opening montage shows various roadsigns leading to the assorted venues across the league.


Announcer: as we close in on the halfway point in our travel the various roads that teams find themselves on continue to evolve. Some are on the straightaway to title contention. Others are at various crossroads of viability. And some are hitting the proverbial dead end.

The Masters are trying to stay on the road to True contention but a trip to Petersburg always has the potential to become a hairpin curve

Deronimo has traveled a rough road the last couple of seasons they hope a trip by the Huskers will begin to be something that leaves to a downhill segment

Sulfolk is still navigating the roads of this league they get a stop off at the always difficult cave to face the solid bunnies

The Bulldogs appeared to have decided to park their efforts of returning to division 2 but even though exit visas are imminent for many of their stalwarts they may still well have enough in the tank to handle the baconators


Rockford visits the Neanderthals and a game between two teams already appearing to be heading on roads leading out of town

Bloom County hopes a return home will get them out steered in the right direction after a stunning loss on Tuesday night while the kitties have their foot to the floor in pursuit of a title

The high rollers will take their traveling Road Show to the Brew Kettle To face the brewskies

And the always well traveling Mavericks will make their Convoy Coliseum to face off against a generals Squad trying to navigate the roadways back to the playoffs




Sybil will have her say. Alfred's angle and leesway are forthcoming. Another big week on the transfer ticker we will give you the latest! All that and more in store as it's time once again for BB2Night

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 6/7/2019 9:33:04 PM

Rollers going all in with their big man:

Weekly salary:$ 232 720

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That is more than the entire team salary for a couple of III.5 teams.

Never seen a rating of 21.0 before. Honestly thought that 20.0 was the highest possible. Guess not.

And the rollers went to the kettle and got their proverbial heads handed to them, go figure.

I pulled out the old CT to try and take down the Mavs...and it worked for three quarters. Problem is the game is four. A sign that the Mavs are for real (which they are) or more of a indictment of the generals?

Cue: https://youtu.be/opDB5bY3YCg

Announcer: as the weeks continue to pass another season develops and evolves. And tonight is another opportunity for everyone to make another move towards where they want to be.

The mavs will look to stay unbeaten against a Neanderthals club that might not be as ready to capitulate as originally thought.

Petersburg and the huskers tangle in a effort for both to stay clear of the cellar

The boingers look to keep pace with a trip to face fading Rockford.

The bunnies look to keep the boingers in sight while Masters looks to get a benchmark victory

The brewskies take a trip to the litter box to face a fierce club needing wins to keep the Mavs within reach

Deronimo looks to find their way closer to contention while host baconators is just hoping to hold their current position

Suffolk and the generals get together in a matchup between teams currently on the outside looking in


And cal visits the strip to take on the rollers in a tussle between teams with different agendas

Sybil will have her say. Alfred's angle and Lee's way are forthcoming. We will take a look at the final few cup combatants left remaining so no matter if your team is contending or just sustaining stick and stay another edition of BB2NIGHT is on the way!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 6/11/2019 2:28:15 PM

Keep the wife happy brother, I started making this then when I come back you already have the BB2Night ready. Well since I spend the time I hope you don't mind a page 2.

In the classic Red vs Blue battle which I believe have the Big 8 in a slight advantage we come to this week’s rounds:

Neanderthals travel the Mavs stadium where they will try to put up the upset of the season.

Those Huskers will try to hold home court against the Petersburg team. The Huskers seem to be out man in this game.

Another David vs Goliath match-up of Rockford against the machine that is BCB. I wouldn’t worry if I were BCB unless I saw a sling-shot and rock.

In a more entertaining match-up, My Bunnies make way to Master’s Arena with both teams needed a win to stay in contention as a playoff team.

Can the Brewskies over power the Kittens at the Litterbox? As they try to hang on to that last playoff spot.

Will the old guard of Deronimo have enough in the tank to for the New Jacks Baconators in what could be a elimination preview.

Speaking of enough in the tank, The Generals will have to deep off of their CT game last week. Suffolk could have the upper hand being at home and more rested.

And in the Jekyll and Hyde match up, which Las Vegas team will we see against the slimmer and trimmer Cal Bulldogs.

Good Luck to all.