A man was running a hot dog stand, and people came from all over the world to get his hot dogs. There were all sorts of condiments available for the hot dogs: ketchup, mustard, relish, sauerkraut, onions, chili, mayonnaise; you name it. And the people could put any of these on their hot dogs that they wished.
After a while, some people started wondering why the man who sold the hot dogs couldn't somehow just put the mustard in the relish. The man selling the hot dogs said that the mustard was right there in front of them and they could have as much mustard as they wanted, but they didn't have to have mustard if they didn't want it, and many around him nodded that this was fair. But some people said they didn't have the time to put the mustard on the hot dogs themselves, they were too busy putting relish and god knows what else on them, and couldn't be bothered to stand in line waiting for mustard. They wanted the mustard in the relish, and could care less if some folks liked the relish the way it was.
The man who sold the hot dogs then suggested that if they wanted relish, then maybe he should make a rule that you could only get so much relish unless you got some mustard first, and wondered aloud if that would be more or less fair than putting mustard into the relish to begin with.
Others in line remarked that there were other hot dog stands where the mustard was already in the relish, and showed some proof of this. Still others were too busy heaping sauerkraut on their hot dogs to give a hoot what was being discussed.
The people who wanted mustard in the relish were outraged that the man refused to put mustard in the relish, the folks who liked the relish the way it was without mustard in it were mad that the mustard-in-the-relish lobby was going to limit the amount of relish available to them, and they were going to have to learn to like mustard to get more relish (or find another place to get hot dogs), which was universally regarded as horsecrap.
At the back of the line, there was someone wondering if there was a way to put ketchup on five hot dogs, mustard on three hot dogs, and relish on six hot dogs all at the same time, and thank heavens the mob killed him and made him into bratwurst before he had a chance to speak.