Nuggets Cruise Past LaCosaNostra
New York, NY -- The New York Nuggets cruised to victory over LaCosaNostra tonight at the Nugatron. The starters got rest while backups took the stage and secured a 105-41 win.
Newly acquired Jeff Guillen was the top performer of the evening, tallying twenty points and also nabbing six rebounds to go along with four assists. His play helped the offense flow and allowed Coach_Nuggets to ease off the bottle from the get-go as he prepares his team for the critics and hatas mayne.
Hotshots Theo Edmond and Markus Owens got solid minutes off the bench and will be in full swing for Thursday's cup game against a DVI bot. During the game, TMZ released images allegedly of Edmond and Owens with white residue around their nose. The PR-Department did not comment after the game.
In another twist of uncertainty, Coach_Nuggets came into the press conference room with blood-shot eyes and yelling unintelligible phrases mixed in with profanity. "Jeezuz jawz likz &(*W)(* oh" he would remark when answering a reporter's question about the team's play tonight. He was later seen at Club Infinity with the Nuggets' trainer at 3 AM.