Hell of a first post man!
Eh, I think he needs to work on his internet tough guy insults. The days of, 'you guys don't have much of a life' or any derivative of the aforementioned has been dead for a while. Gone with 'you must live in the basement of your parents still' or 'you carry 300lbs of fat on that frame of yours'.
Make it a bit more modern I say. At least give a 'Buzzerbeater is serious business, amiright?'.. or perhaps a 'why so serious?'
Pull out the, darykjozef bought his team on ebay, that's why he's been stuck in neutral all this time.
Otherwise, it's aight though. Just needs more practice.