Just to let you guys know I will be running for the Season 56 U21 Election. I am looking for a strong support group, so if you think you can snag me some votes against an opposing hrudey or DukeWard, please BB-Mail me ASAP.
My best player is planning on having many children in about five seasons, so I think they will be prime candidates to play on the S56 U21 team. I just hope I can draft them and train them to your specifications.
Based on recent documents served during practices and a review of current trends and forecasts, our analytics department confidently projects that approximately 183% of the draft pool will be the offspring of Morgan Menard and a large group of women at or about the 35th percentile of attractiveness and/or toothedness at the various trailer parks near the arenas in which the Clogs play.
(Sadly, the results were just inconclusive enough to not rephrase "large group of women" as "group of large women" though there's certainly tons of anecdotal evidence, if you see what I've done there).