Look, I'm the man, respect my name. No one else here has what it takes, I'm the man. If you want USA to be great again like it was in S28, elect me. Here's what I bring to the table...
I'm extremely good looking (about a 9.5/10)
I have never lost a buzzerbeater game that I tried to win.
I am a former NBBA and USA Tournament champion on an old account.
I am much more intelligent than anyone else playing this game.
I know how to make great deals.
I have never gone a week without trainees popping.
I can predict the result of a game before it even tips off depending on each tactic.
I can predict the opposing team's tactics 100% accurately.
Look, this is big league stuff and we need a big league man. These inferiors think getting to the NBBA makes them good, or winning it makes them good, I've dominated the NBBA kid. This game is so easy, and I win at will. So if you want to win, you choose me, simple as that. The NT right now is a disaster and it can be blamed mostly on the coach and also all of america's managers. I will make sure you peasant managers get in your work, I'm not giving you handouts. We will make America great again, and I'm building a transfer wall inbetween Mexico and the U.S. When they transfer us players, they aren't transferring their best. They're transferring low potentials, frauds, and some I assume are good players. Yet they have to be cut off, so does China. We will team with Russia and then sabotage them in the finals, trust me folks this is 100 big league approved.
Vote PFG!