Oh yeah? Well, um, my team has really, really great uniforms! And my brother’s friend’s uncle, who has a really cool car, goes to my team’s games sometimes. Or he went once, sort of. (I have been humbled. That will teach me to thump my chest.)
To my team’s credit, the above reference triple double-double was done against a team that will probably be making the playoffs (if they win they’re last games of the regular season). Oh, and the offenses were low post vs. look inside, which won’t produce nearly the same number shots (and rebounds) as a game where it’s run and gun vs. push the ball.
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