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My Centennial Top 3 Lists
It's been a long wait (100 years to be exact), but here are my centennial top 3 lists:

List #1
Top 5 Salaries Combined of Each Team (as of April 24, 2011)
#1 Hunterkirualeorio $ 333 131
#2 Lovable Losers $ 303 204
#3 Contortionists $ 270 557

All teams are from the Great 8! The median top 5 is about $220k for reference purposes.

List#2
Lowest Average Salaries
#1 King Drive Ballers $ 13 095
#2 Milwaukee Lethargy $ 17 638
#3 UCR Highlanders $ 18 549

These financially strapped teams deserve our sympathy. They are the only 3 teams averaging under $20k! It is only fair that all other teams play TIE against them each and every game.

List #3
Top Celebrity Fans
#1 Milwaukee Lethargy (Rebecca Black)
#2 Contortionists (Pelé, because of the 2 high-paid Brazilians)
#3 Visionaries (the star of the Blue Man Group, whatever his name is)

Interesting, would have thought that the star of the Blue Man Group would like The Blue Stars, but turns out no. Rebecca Black is obviously #1, followed by Pelé as a distant #2.



@GM-Jelme Correction on your analysis: I consider my team an offensive powerhouse & would appreciate everyone else do the same. Thanks. In fact fans are still talking about my record setting 84 point explosion on the road vs. The Death Star! 2/26/2011, a day that will live in infamy. Not even CT could hold me under 80!!! (Technically surpassed that road scoring record in the Great 8 finals, but was in OT so doesn't count.)

List #2 is rigged! Lethargy is cheating by carrying 19 players, including a bunch of Ilmar-Castell(2371560)-wannabes!

At least I got a cool fan in List #3.

Hey, that was *after* me firing 2 players... So it would have been even lower were I really cheating!

Sure a 5'10" 45 year old PF would be nice. But they don't grow on trees.

I'm happy with my 44 year old 6'11" twin towers. Mariusz Niski (4192740) brings tremendous experience, while Beda Utesch (4288724) is the perfect model of unselfishness. So unselfish that his career high in scoring is 0 points! That's right, 44 years old, and has yet to score a single point, ever!

I'm too lazy to do the math myself and the league averages from last week are messed, so:

What's a good rough estimate of attendance rev in II?

Wait, are they really wrong? A few teams (like yours) have over double my arena size. $280k doesn't seem unreasonable.
BTW, The Death Star compiled a list of arena sizes if you're interested: (175719.1)

3 players hurt within the first 3 minutes of games today! (Tuesday / Game 2)

just assume their messed since last week was the 1st week of the season and most teams didnt have a home game.

oh right, mb. thought you meant they were bugged or something.

Does anyone else find it funny that the entire Great 8 side is 1-1.

I got robbed Game 1. Not funny at all.

I got robbed Game 1. Not funny at all.

You're welcome :)

On the other side... I feel like I should be 2-0 because UCR's team was (kind of still is) in transition, and with any injury he was only playing TWO GUYS with over like 12k salary. Oh well... guess I shouldn't have gone TIE on the road :(