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Tonights opening montage consists of well synchronized examples of offensive excellance timed out to the tune for the evening.

Cue: https://youtu.be/Tdc-UU2hVrs

Announcer: even at this embryonic phase of the new campaign trends start to take hold. For some tonight could go a long way towards determining if they hang on, and for others even at this early juncture championship plans start to take shape.


Over in the big 8

Deronimo host stormz as both seek that all important psychological advantage of getting off to a 2-0 start

While the bunnies have the spiders in town for a contest important to the overall trajectory of both teams.

Its a potential playoff preview as cal and pistons duke it out.

And the generals seek to right the ship against a lakenation outfit who may well be treating this season as a cash grab if current perceptions are accurate.


Over in club red


Spike and daggers both will look to lock into the winners circle

While the mavs and grizzlies are also both in a battle with potential long term ramifications


The always tough at home kitties seek to derail a masters club seeking to continue their climb.

And 2 will also be looking for hca to carry the cause against the battle tested blizzards.


We will take a look at the transfer ticker. Plus the youth report will update the progress of the leagues highest potential prospects. Plus Sybill gets her say so dont go away as its time again for BB2Night.

D2 was a learning experience for sure. I wasn't set up to win though; I was training out of position all season and didn't have plans of sticking around more than two seasons. Hopefully next time I will have my trainees in a better position so that I can make a legitimate playoff run.

So much for lakenation making this a cash grab, for at least this night anyway. What a miserable performance, McClain yaking it up all over the place going 6-24. The bigs a aggregate 6-32 as Ibureta in particular was feeble though the A&A boys were no better. Clement was ok, Skinner wasnt bad, and Han actually acclunted himself on the stat sheet alight. In spite of a decent TSP Strong seems overmatched, and Taylor despite sbowing signa last season he is getting there also has issues and even though both have steadily built during their time on the roster neither has garnered any measurable experience level which also contributes to their erratic play.

And next Deronimo comes off the mountain as those guys always have taken a special pleasure in putting the boots to the Generals.

Then as management looks around it is obvious wins will be hard to come by. It is going to be a true struggle to survive the wail on the banshee.

Thanks!...

Your obligatory montage of masterful moves and tonights title tune synch in harmony.

Cue: https://youtu.be/f8HQEDhxQvE


Announcer: only one week into the new season and already potential paths are being forged. For some its full steam ahead, some find themselves at crossroads while even this early in some are looking at a rough road ahead.

Tonight our cameras focus on the beer palace where the pistons look to keep up their solid start while lake looks to capitalize on the momentum of their maiden win earlier in the week.

Also in the big blue wreaking crew stormz host bunnies in a battle to take the always important psychological step of staying over .500

The dogs also will look to get over the mendoza line on the road against the struggling spiders.

And in a renewal of the leagues longest running rivalry Deronimo will look to deal the General's a 0-3 hole to climb out of.


In club red....

In what truly will be a "fierce" battle spike will try and drive hard on the kitties to show that they are ready to be part of the title conversation.


The cavs and masters will battle to stay part of the conversation.


The blizzards will look to stick the daggers further down the hole

While wadsworth will be hoping for sone home cooking agaibst a 2 team trying to keep pace at tge top of the table.


Sybil will be here to perform her services. The transfer ticker has been quite the beehive of activity so far and we will catch up on that as well. Following last Tuesdays tough loss to lake tge generals the teams traveling contingent had some issues when they stopped for a bite to eat,and our cameras caught it all (warning strong language) . Hopefully tonight you wont have a fit, as were going to have ALL the action every little bit as its time again for. BB2NIGHT!

https://youtu.be/t9fP39aLS34

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 7/27/2018 7:06:46 PM

61 points with 2 fast paced offenses? Really?

Sorry i had to pull out the dastardly CT. That was ugly. And i will oay the price for such hijinx.

Ha, I get it being 0-2 and rivalry game. At least you have a bot coming up to get some back.

You guys started it.....sauntering off the bus in those natty black blazers with the DERONIMO emblem over the brest with a pumpkin orange handkerchief in the pocket. Carrying DQ cups, Pyzio handing one off to Skinner as they pass in the hallway, "toss this for me bro"....Then in the pre guame on about six different occasions when players would be close enough to hear each other its was all "0-3"....."which d4 do you think youll get put in"....and Nick Robinson looked at Clement and exclaimed " they aint shipped you to the glue factory yet old man?".....

And so it went, until finally a half hour before tip when the teams retired from the pre game shootaround the coach looked at his charges hands on hips and started slowly, lowly, but with greater fury as he went along that it will not be tonight. ....not to this team.....that we will tumble. That we are looking into the abyss and that collectively we have to decide that we dont wanna go....

And Deronimo knew collectively they were in for a tussle trst time Clement got the ball and moved himself into position and Pyzio was trying to keep up and theres was all of a sudden a rock of Gibraltar setting a screen where Alfred Webb ought to have been. Pyzio's ass hit the floor right in sync with the ball tickling the threads of the net. He looks in shock to the ref expecting a call...."play" is all he responds.....and such a night it would be


And in the stands the crowd though not as big as hoped and who during the pregame seemed to be be about cheerful as pall bearers at a funeral begain to pick up on the vibes being put out and decided to make their presence known. At first it started with the crowd making it colkectively to their feet....and staying there. Then the catcalls to the players became more and more crude, tge commenting to the refs more spiteful. Finally it hit a point where during the middle of the 4th when the finishing touches wete being placedon the proceedings Pyzio feels a quick sharp sting to his temple, the doc comes over and looks perplexed and you hear a rhetorical question " is that a burn mark?" just then one of the refs looks down, sees something shiny on the floor and goes to pick it up but drops it by instinct, a Kennedy half dollar with the eagle side showing the marks of where it was heated. At the same time the yellow windbreakers of the security crew were on top of matters and narrows down quite quickly from where the projectile originated. "Ok who flicked it?" and in unisom about 30 index fingers point to good old Cletus as thr culprit, then again it always is cletus. The PA announcer reminds the patrons " please do not toss projectiles onto the court" as Cletus proudly places hands behind back as a pair the Greensboros finest escort him away as Mr. Hitchcock holds out his Panama Jack hat to take up a collection to get his monkey ass out of jail. Nothing quite like the Cokiseum on a Saturday night

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 7/30/2018 9:29:39 PM

A slow motion montage of expressions of concern and then of celebration moving into clips of completion.


Cue: https://youtu.be/9L06NB4VlkQ

Announcer: as we finish the second week of action it is time for a early inventory of where everyone in the slaughterhouse is heading and on what has to be done to stay on that path or to change course.


At the top of great 8 we have a battle for early control as the pistons put their 3-0 mark up against a Deronimo club seeking a return to form after the stinging surprise unleashed over the weekend by their old rivals the generals.

Speakingof which the generals must now try to follow up that task by taking on the always tough at home bunnies in this battle between teams seeking to slip back into the early playoff picture.

The dogs and the stormz square off in a tussle where the victor will find themselves in the thick of the race.

While at the bottom of the table lake and spidey match glares in a battle to stay clear of the cellar.


Over in club fed


Our cameras will focus on the litter box where the kitties will be seeking to solidify their standing at the top of the heap though the visiting blizzards have different ideas.

The Mavs and spike meet up in a battle which could in time mean a lot towards the others trajectory.

2 looks to keep pace and move to 4-0 though masters would love nothing more than to throw a wrench into the system by spring a upset.

And the Grizz and dags will duke it out to finally draw a result to the left hand side of the ledger.


Sybil says shr got some special energy from her spiritual cintacts this week, lets see how well it translates to the selections. The transfer ticker has some high end comings and goings and as always we will get you up to speed.


And we had another incident from Generals management. ... This time involving the team doctor.....and our cameras got it all....so settle down and get ready on game four on which to enthrall as its time again for BB2NIGHT

https://youtu.be/a2YRMixW9u8




Last edited by Coach Lambini at 7/31/2018 12:36:49 PM

My next cup opponent looks familiar... With the 17 games against spanning 2 different leagues and a past cup game... Doesn't seem like a random opponent.