Bring on "Boomshaklaka!" and "Nail in the coffin!" as the next comments!
How about this: In one of my games at the end of first quarter with 00:00 left my player gets fouled but nothing happens. If he's not shooting why foul him? Theoretically it's possible but I've never seen it in real life.
I'm sure he did not intend on offending you or any one who is deaf. Also, a correction, you do not physically speak through the computer o.0 Just sayin'.