Listen up, y'all. I've been in this league for a while now and this is the first time that I've noticed our League Net Average Income is in the red. Right now it's showing -$9,644. That means the average team here is running a deficit. Y'ALL NEED TO CHILL OUT!!! Just sell your two highest paid players, every one of you, that will do the trick. I haven't seen an arms race here like this since I got here. Deep breathe, y'all, you don't need more than one player with a six-figure salary, but it's making it really hard for anyone to be competitive and break even. We're supposed to be filling our coffers up here in D.II. My team has pretty much the same exact roster as last season, which was good enough for 2nd place then, and is now not even looking like I will have a decent chance at sneaking into playoffs.
Oh, and while I'm at it, please make sure to play your bench players against my team. It's that not I'm asking for charity here, but, well, can ya help an fellow out? Please?
Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!