(http://www.coachesclipboard.net/OutsideMoves.html) Notice the picture of the elite player employing the triple threat...)
Indeed, that basketball player is sure intimidating with that "triple threat" stance.
1. I'm going to be trying to figure out if the player is male or female for the immediate future, forgetting to play D.
2. The bent knees and concerned look on the face looks like someone about to take a huge dump, preferably not on my kicks.
3. It appears as though I've been through a time warp and landed in the 80s, the land of short shorts and t-shirt colors that blend into the gym walls. Camouflage!