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270908.25 in reply to 270908.24
Date: 6/10/2015 2:25:44 PM
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Just to let you guys know I will be running for the Season 56 U21 Election. I am looking for a strong support group, so if you think you can snag me some votes against an opposing hrudey or DukeWard, please BB-Mail me ASAP.


My best player is planning on having many children in about five seasons, so I think they will be prime candidates to play on the S56 U21 team. I just hope I can draft them and train them to your specifications.


Based on recent documents served during practices and a review of current trends and forecasts, our analytics department confidently projects that approximately 183% of the draft pool will be the offspring of Morgan Menard and a large group of women at or about the 35th percentile of attractiveness and/or toothedness at the various trailer parks near the arenas in which the Clogs play.

(Sadly, the results were just inconclusive enough to not rephrase "large group of women" as "group of large women" though there's certainly tons of anecdotal evidence, if you see what I've done there).

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270908.26 in reply to 270908.25
Date: 6/10/2015 2:47:44 PM
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(Sadly, the results were just inconclusive enough to not rephrase "large group of women" as "group of large women" though there's certainly tons of anecdotal evidence, if you see what I've done there).


Could potentially be a large group of large women. Livin' Large.

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270908.27 in reply to 270908.26
Date: 6/10/2015 4:27:57 PM
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I believe the correct term is women with child bearing hips.


Hey if I can go under .500 every year in D4 can I be U21 manager to???




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270908.28 in reply to 270908.27
Date: 6/10/2015 5:42:01 PM
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I believe the correct term is women with child bearing hips.
A little dated. "Heroically proportioned" is where the fat is at these days.

Group hug!
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270908.29 in reply to 270908.26
Date: 6/10/2015 6:24:20 PM
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Why haven't we ruled out "Women with large groups" yet?

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270908.30 in reply to 270908.29
Date: 6/10/2015 9:24:19 PM
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This thread's cute.

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270908.31 in reply to 270908.30
Date: 6/11/2015 1:03:17 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNANgFCYpk adding some saccharine to the proceedings.



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270908.32 in reply to 270908.31
Date: 6/13/2015 8:54:15 AM
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I think everyone should give Duke a little break. Guy seems to really like BB and I love to see someone want to get more involved.

That being said it really took me well over a year of helping out with scouting and gameplanning for both U21 and the NT to really understand how the international game works. If you want to be a future U21 manager you should join the offsite, start training some U21 players preferably bigs (the upcoming draft is going to be a World's class), help out with scouting next season, and help with gameplanning the rest of the World's tournament.


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270908.33 in reply to 270908.32
Date: 6/17/2015 1:20:20 PM
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I havent been online in a week due to medicine correction at the hospital. I posted a club diary in the offsite and have joined already. Yes I would like to take a step further to understanding how internatioal games work and help out with scouting.

Heading on the right path so far. Are you?
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270908.34 in reply to 270908.33
Date: 6/17/2015 1:56:42 PM
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good to see your back..... terrible to hear you were laid up for a week, thought maybe you had signed some new rap outfit from Goose Creek and ya'll were breaking out your new ods to the original original OG and his hometown of bath.

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270908.35 in reply to 270908.34
Date: 6/17/2015 3:10:51 PM
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Yeah I was laid back for a while! Well good news is I have either two options for my future one of them is go to pitt I met a lady who helps with grant money and finaicial aid and texted her as soon as I got out today her mother is a well known artist. She can help get me grant money! I dont want to focus on two things for my career its either a) get a teaching degree to become a division 1 college coach like I have plan or b) get instruments pay off this speeding ticket get a new cpu and make music as my career its going to be hard which one ill give up I dont want too much on my plate at one time.

Heading on the right path so far. Are you?
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