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Cue: a package of highlights and lowlights from opening night.

Tonight's theme: https://youtu.be/3XIu1QhHiq8

Announcer: even at this embryotic stage of the season we are already reminded, every....game....counts. even tonight the long term effects of the results could reverberate through the rest of the season.


Our cameras focus tonight on the New River Valley as Cassell Coliseum will be rocking as Deronimo and Ladson lock up in a battle for early supremacy at the top of the blues.

In a battle of fallen idols the Pistons are hoping to weather the stormz and to avoid a calamitous 0-2 start. While a stormz triumph moves them one step closer to returning to the land of milk and honey.

Down in Big D the Mavs seek to build on their momentum from opening night while Masters seek to spring a surprise and to send a message they will be a factor in the club red race.


The winners and round 2 square off in a contest badly needed for both sides.

The kitties seek to serve up the sharks for sardines in their efforts to stay up on the food chain.


The blizzards and bulls lock horns in a game both also need to stay in early sight.

Sparty seeks to rebound against a bunnies ballclub which looked surprising strong in dispatching the Generals.

And speaking of the Generals a loss at home to timequake could mean that time is running out.


As always we will have live lookins on all of tonight's action and stick and stay as Sybil the soothsayer will be here with her prognostications for tonight's slate. Plus we've got a special feature looking at how each team approaches the draft. All that and more as game 2 is coming right at you as it's BB2NIGHT


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/17/2018 12:27:13 PM

In a battle of fallen idols

I thought that said " fallen idiots". I had to re-read that 3 times lol.

And I cant access the u21 national team page, but that guy that won, he's been stuck in d4 since season 23, how did he win n get so many votes; I cant vote for a guy whose team name was "The Lebronz" for so many seasons lol

In a word, discord. NT and U21 is very much a closed shop. And because you cannot openly campaign on this site it means those guys have a huge advantage during elections. Truly a cabal or Junta.

Well, damn. It's pretty clear I have an uphill battle, it'll be tough to stay alive this season. Anyone know how long the "attendance boost" lasts for a newly promoted team? The entire season?

Cue: https://youtu.be/sy8wclUmYWA


Announcer: with ten of the sixteen squads in the slaughterhouse sitting at 1-1 tonight serves as a point of separation.

Our cameras focus tonight on a tussel between timequake and sparty which will mean either a shot in the arm for sparty in their efforts to return to form or as a stimulus for quake to escape the squalor of the cellar.


The Pistons seek to squelch the bunnies efforts to stay towards the top end of the blues

The Lions are licking their chops with the Generals coming to town as the NoCo has been a house of horrors for Greensboro over the years
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While the stormz will be seeking to wreck Deronimo's early success.

Over in club red

The Sharks hope to survive the blizzards


The bulls seek to get off the schnide with the Mavs in town


The kitties look to solidify their standing as cellar dwelling game winners is coming to town

And the Masters seek to continue to keep pace in the great 8 as round 2 on the other hand needs this one to avoid slipping into the 2nd division.

As always we will be keeping you abreast of all the action areound the circuit. And tonight we have a special feature regarding the fortunes of past slaughterhouse survivors. And as always Sybil the soothsayer will stop by to give her usual teo cents worth. This is where to be for the game three as it's once again time for BB2NIGHT!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/20/2018 9:12:41 PM

Always look forward to your commentary....classic stuff!

Thanks brah. Little of a flat effort on my part, should be emulated on the court tonight at the NoCo. But I will be sneaking peeks at the score on my phone as I trudge back up 85 after a day of working appointments around the ATL

Dude, this is a super cool, nice way of putting everything into perspective, thanks for putting in the effort.

A point a minute, that's what we averaged last night. That's great if your a high school football team not so good on the virtual hardwood. 21% from the field, McClain hit for a higher percentage against all the Ball screen Betties in the bar the night before the game.

Now if you had told me the Generals would have held Ladson to 68 I would have given my boys a fair shot, conversely the Lions management would have expressed concern over such a paltry total. That was a game that set back offensive basketball 75 years. I wonder if they didn't just go full retro and have a jump ball after every made shot.

And now Stormz and Pistons await on the docket, it's gonna be a long season.