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251900.26 in reply to 251900.18
Date: 12/25/2013 1:03:55 PM
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I encourage you to be bold, be brave, and put a mediocre team out there this season. It's easy to want to win, it's easy to fail, but to strive for mediocrity and achieve it is a feat reserved for only the truly greatly mediocre. And since I'm now listed as your official Rival, you should be especially mediocre against the Chunks. I would be so proud of you!


For a very mediocre time, call E.B.W. at 555-4MEH.

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251900.27 in reply to 251900.22
Date: 12/25/2013 2:57:16 PM
New York Chunks
II.2
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I think your main rival are the NY Chunks

The Battle for NY

Actually, I think this means we get to gang up on y'all.

Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
From: E.B.W.
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251900.28 in reply to 251900.10
Date: 12/25/2013 5:50:27 PM
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I just noticed that 3 of the 4 top performance players have the same haircut... Coincidence? I think not.

Murray/Harris/MPJ/Grant/Jokic - 2020 NBA Champs
From: chihorn
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251900.29 in reply to 251900.28
Date: 12/25/2013 7:37:21 PM
New York Chunks
II.2
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I just updated my blog and realized that last season was my 10th in this league, and my last win over Baker Street (who's been in the league a little longer...) was the Chunks' 300th regular season win. Seven more wins until I have 150 wins in this league. I guess I better buy a center soon or I'll be hard pressed to get even one win...

Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
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251900.30 in reply to 251900.26
Date: 12/25/2013 8:02:49 PM
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Cacti has to be happy to hear he is joining a league full of mediocrity.

From: E.B.W.

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251900.31 in reply to 251900.30
Date: 12/25/2013 8:22:02 PM
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Cacti is going to crush me in both TV games -_- why must I get stuck with such a hard schedule

Murray/Harris/MPJ/Grant/Jokic - 2020 NBA Champs
From: Dunkface

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251900.33 in reply to 251900.31
Date: 12/25/2013 9:22:14 PM
Arizona Cacti
II.3
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Wouldn't be too scared of my guys despite their salaries. I've been a pretty consistent underachiever for a few seasons now.

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251900.35 in reply to 251900.34
Date: 12/26/2013 10:48:38 AM
New York Chunks
II.2
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Being unlucky in cards doesn't mean lucky in love. It just means that you probably lost a lot of your money if youv'e played a lot of cards, which doesn't exactly help in the love category. Unless you're playing strip poker and happen look good without your clothes on, and then I guess maybe you would get a little bit of an edge in the love category. But if you're playing with a bunch of ugly fuglies, then maybe not so lucky after all. The lesson here is that if you're unlucky in cards, don't play cards with oversized hairy dudes with nicknames like "Stinky" "Chester the Molester".

Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
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