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Date: 6/28/2013 11:07:48 AM
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Finally! Time for another NBA Draft!
Previous drafts are here:
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- 1984, 1989-2012
2013 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Anthony Bennett
(27261989)
3 - Otto Porter
(17741404)
5 - Alex Len
(7287058)
(sort of)
8 - Kentavious Caldwell-Pope
(24745763)
(his friends call him Ken)
11 - Michael Carter-Williams
(17509578)
(6184444)
(mush em together)
12 - Steven Adams
(10125959)
16 - Lucas Nogueira
(26079815)
17 - Dennis Schroeder
(26049856)
18 - Shane Larkin
(8243976)
(can't spell his own name)
19 - Sergey Karasev
(3611293)
20 - Tony Snell
(24737501)
21 - Gorgui Dieng
(28699843)
25 - Reggie Bullock
(26068420)
(Reg for short)
26 - Andre Roberson
(10525792)
(sort of)
29 - Archie Goodwin
(22022627)
(eh, close)
30 - Nemanja Nedovic
(30566007)
Round Two
33 - Carrick Felix
(17770073)
(but his friends call him Carey)
35 - Glen Rice, Jr.
(11467034)
36 - Ray McCallum
(17745281)
(almost)
37 - Tony Mitchell
(787533)
38 - Nate Wolters
(26072273)
(can't spell his own name)
41 - Jamaal Franklin
(14367056)
(Jamie to his friends)
42 - Pierre Jackson
(24740973)
45 - Marko Todorovic
(29521718)
46 - Erick Green
(13885298)
(also can't spell his name)
47 - Raul Neto
(20518919)
48 - Ryan Kelly
(27267695)
49 - Erik Murphy
(12440246)
50 - James Ennis
(16435476)
52 - Lorenzo Brown
(14643914)
54 - Arsalan Kazemi
(9107319)
55 - Joffrey Lauvergne
(28096557)
(if you squint)
59 - Bojan Dubljevic
(2580354)
60 - Janis Timma
(25291239)
(so close)
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Date: 6/28/2013 12:26:39 PM
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Anthony Bennett looks funny
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Bow Chicka Wow Wow
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Canadian hockey fans will love this Israeli guy.
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Lemieux is a lot taller in BB than the NHL.
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Lemieux is a lot taller in BB than the NHL.
10 points per game seems a bit low for him, though (at least in the context of being in the fourth division).
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Date: 2/22/2014 9:46:06 AM
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I have no idea how that is American. There was also a player from Mexico with that name though.
Here's another funny one.
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Here's a fun one:
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. Also, my very own:
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Is it time to resurrect this thread? If so, then we should do so with a Joan of Arc(e) theme!
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Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know.
Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
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Date: 6/27/2017 1:13:02 PM
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Four years (and a few jobs) later, I'm finally bored enough at work again to come back and do the NBA Draft(s).
First up, 2017!
Previous drafts are here:
(98580.447)
- 1984, 1989-2012
and here:
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- 2013
2017 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Markelle Fultz
(26035056)
(Mark to his friends)
2 - Lonzo Ball
(25518302)
(but you can call him Lonny)
3 - Jayson Tatum
(27272412)
(aka Jay)
4 - Josh Jackson
(25673569)
5 - De'Aaron Fox
(20667987)
(eh, close)
6 - Jonathan Isaac
(39553165)
7 - Lauri Markkanen
(17095621)
(so close)
9 - Dennis Smith, Jr.
(19255661)
10 - Zach Collins
(16060955)
(he really prefers Zachary)
12 - Luke Kennard
(34370944)
(what's an r and a d between friends)
13 - Donovan Mitchell
(42427753)
(with a thick accent, this one works)
14 - Edrice "Bam" Adebayo
(10060975)
(come on, it's close)
15 - Justin Jackson
(20105191)
16 - Justin Patton
(9990563)
17 - DJ Wilson
(24020787)
(Dee for short)
19 - John Collins
(27995793)
20 - Harry Giles
(21644591)
21 - Terrance Ferguson
(21742552)
22 - Jarrett Allen
(18474760)
26 - Caleb Swanigan
(35178955)
(bring back the accent for this one)
28 - Tony Bradley
(42676681)
29 - Derrick White
(37565432)
30 - Josh Hart
(28483191)
(ye olde spelling)
Round Two
31 - Frank Jackson
(38709130)
32 - Davon Reed
(25643014)
(he goes by Dave)
34 - Frank Mason III
(7654520)
35 - Ivan Rabb
(15308039)
(don't look too closely)
36 - Jonah Bolden
(26833128)
(Jonathan for... uh... short?)
38 - Jordan Bell
(13796685)
39 - Jawun Evans
(38320333)
(little known secret: he goes by Jack)
40 - Dwayne Bacon
(13091286)
41 - Tyler Dorsey
(444152)
(but you can call him Ty... and admire his hair)
42 - Thomas Bryant
(26446009)
43 - Isaiah Hartenstein
(16974683)
(they changed it at Ellis Island)
44 - Damyean Dotson
(24585608)
(the Knicks can only spell phonetically)
45 - Dillon Brooks
(42436263)
(so close)
46 - Sterling Brown
(39973587)
51 - Monte Morris
(12019303)
52 - Edmond Sumner
(31387038)
(very very close)
53 - Kadeem Allen
(31571355)
(Kade to his friends)
54 - Alec Peters
(24618063)
(his name before he shortened it)
55 - Nigel Williams-Goss
(26893391)
(16149066)
(open together)
56 - Jabari Bird
(13930286)
(strangely, also goes by Jack)
57 - Aleksandar Vezenkov
(24198776)
(almost)
58 - Ognjen Jaramaz
(6742551)
(if you squint)
60 - Alpha Kaba
(5830046)
See you all tomorrow (or later this afternoon if things continue like this) for the 2016 Draft!
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