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Date: 6/28/2013 11:07:48 AM
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Finally! Time for another NBA Draft!

Previous drafts are here: (98580.447) - 1984, 1989-2012

2013 NBA Draft

Round One

1 - Anthony Bennett (27261989)
3 - Otto Porter (17741404)
5 - Alex Len (7287058) (sort of)
8 - Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (24745763) (his friends call him Ken)
11 - Michael Carter-Williams (17509578)(6184444) (mush em together)
12 - Steven Adams (10125959)
16 - Lucas Nogueira (26079815)
17 - Dennis Schroeder (26049856)
18 - Shane Larkin (8243976) (can't spell his own name)
19 - Sergey Karasev (3611293)
20 - Tony Snell (24737501)
21 - Gorgui Dieng (28699843)
25 - Reggie Bullock (26068420) (Reg for short)
26 - Andre Roberson (10525792) (sort of)
29 - Archie Goodwin (22022627) (eh, close)
30 - Nemanja Nedovic (30566007)

Round Two

33 - Carrick Felix (17770073) (but his friends call him Carey)
35 - Glen Rice, Jr. (11467034)
36 - Ray McCallum (17745281) (almost)
37 - Tony Mitchell (787533)
38 - Nate Wolters (26072273) (can't spell his own name)
41 - Jamaal Franklin (14367056) (Jamie to his friends)
42 - Pierre Jackson (24740973)
45 - Marko Todorovic (29521718)
46 - Erick Green (13885298) (also can't spell his name)
47 - Raul Neto (20518919)
48 - Ryan Kelly (27267695)
49 - Erik Murphy (12440246)
50 - James Ennis (16435476)
52 - Lorenzo Brown (14643914)
54 - Arsalan Kazemi (9107319)
55 - Joffrey Lauvergne (28096557) (if you squint)
59 - Bojan Dubljevic (2580354)
60 - Janis Timma (25291239) (so close)

Last edited by IronDoofus at 7/1/2013 11:28:24 AM

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Date: 6/28/2013 12:26:39 PM
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Anthony Bennett looks funny

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Date: 7/5/2013 4:38:37 PM
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Bow Chicka Wow Wow

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Date: 2/19/2014 3:51:37 AM
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Second Team:
Havířov Miners
Canadian hockey fans will love this Israeli guy.

(32637712)

Last edited by King_Domm (CZE/U21) at 6/27/2017 1:31:18 PM

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Date: 2/19/2014 7:28:16 AM
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Lemieux is a lot taller in BB than the NHL.



From: GM-hrudey

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Date: 2/19/2014 2:14:39 PM
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Lemieux is a lot taller in BB than the NHL.




10 points per game seems a bit low for him, though (at least in the context of being in the fourth division).

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Date: 2/22/2014 9:46:06 AM
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I have no idea how that is American. There was also a player from Mexico with that name though.

Here's another funny one. (9076731)

Last edited by Kumiko (CAN U21) at 2/22/2014 1:22:41 PM

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Date: 2/23/2014 3:40:12 AM
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Here's a fun one: (13312316). Also, my very own: (26229634)

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Date: 6/14/2016 9:31:57 PM
New York Chunks
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Is it time to resurrect this thread? If so, then we should do so with a Joan of Arc(e) theme!
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Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
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Date: 6/27/2017 1:13:02 PM
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Four years (and a few jobs) later, I'm finally bored enough at work again to come back and do the NBA Draft(s).

First up, 2017!

Previous drafts are here: (98580.447) - 1984, 1989-2012
and here: (234599.27) - 2013

2017 NBA Draft

Round One

1 - Markelle Fultz (26035056) (Mark to his friends)
2 - Lonzo Ball (25518302) (but you can call him Lonny)
3 - Jayson Tatum (27272412) (aka Jay)
4 - Josh Jackson (25673569)
5 - De'Aaron Fox (20667987) (eh, close)
6 - Jonathan Isaac (39553165)
7 - Lauri Markkanen (17095621) (so close)
9 - Dennis Smith, Jr. (19255661)
10 - Zach Collins (16060955) (he really prefers Zachary)
12 - Luke Kennard (34370944) (what's an r and a d between friends)
13 - Donovan Mitchell (42427753) (with a thick accent, this one works)
14 - Edrice "Bam" Adebayo (10060975) (come on, it's close)
15 - Justin Jackson (20105191)
16 - Justin Patton (9990563)
17 - DJ Wilson (24020787) (Dee for short)
19 - John Collins (27995793)
20 - Harry Giles (21644591)
21 - Terrance Ferguson (21742552)
22 - Jarrett Allen (18474760)
26 - Caleb Swanigan (35178955) (bring back the accent for this one)
28 - Tony Bradley (42676681)
29 - Derrick White (37565432)
30 - Josh Hart (28483191) (ye olde spelling)

Round Two

31 - Frank Jackson (38709130)
32 - Davon Reed (25643014) (he goes by Dave)
34 - Frank Mason III (7654520)
35 - Ivan Rabb (15308039) (don't look too closely)
36 - Jonah Bolden (26833128) (Jonathan for... uh... short?)
38 - Jordan Bell (13796685)
39 - Jawun Evans (38320333) (little known secret: he goes by Jack)
40 - Dwayne Bacon (13091286)
41 - Tyler Dorsey (444152) (but you can call him Ty... and admire his hair)
42 - Thomas Bryant (26446009)
43 - Isaiah Hartenstein (16974683) (they changed it at Ellis Island)
44 - Damyean Dotson (24585608) (the Knicks can only spell phonetically)
45 - Dillon Brooks (42436263) (so close)
46 - Sterling Brown (39973587)
51 - Monte Morris (12019303)
52 - Edmond Sumner (31387038) (very very close)
53 - Kadeem Allen (31571355) (Kade to his friends)
54 - Alec Peters (24618063) (his name before he shortened it)
55 - Nigel Williams-Goss (26893391)(16149066) (open together)
56 - Jabari Bird (13930286) (strangely, also goes by Jack)
57 - Aleksandar Vezenkov (24198776) (almost)
58 - Ognjen Jaramaz (6742551) (if you squint)
60 - Alpha Kaba (5830046)

See you all tomorrow (or later this afternoon if things continue like this) for the 2016 Draft!

Last edited by IronDoofus at 6/27/2017 2:54:36 PM

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