Tough league, especially the Big 8, even the "Bad" teams are not bad. For the Generals, it gets no easier. As the Bananahorns come calling, the Generals need a win to keep pace atop the Big 8. The horns, however, come to town hindered by Maguire harboring the dreaded B-ball stomach virus. One of the virulent diseases known to man! Couple this with Zheng "Can't Stop" Shiting, and that means that the horns will be working it at both ends. As they leave it all on the floor, it's a truly gutsy effort. This shows true intestinal fortitude.
So, with this is mind, here are the top 10 slogans the horns PR man can use on the other side of the ASB.
10) Bananahorns Basketball - Because Botulism Matters
9) Bananahorns Basketball - Come for the action, leave with ecoli
8) Bananahorns Fever - Catch it!
7) Bananahorns Basketball - We are taking it to the (Haz)Mat
6) Bananahorns Basketball - Blowing Chunks since Season 2
5) Bananahorns Basketball - Our Favorite Punctuation Mark is a Colon
4) Bananahorns Basketball - Where every burger basket comes with Imodium AD
3) Bananahorns Basketball - Where every quarter ends with a dry heave from half court
2) Bananahorns Basketball - Where the dribbling never stops
1) Bananahorns - Basketball with a flair of Linda Blair
Honorable Mention
Bananahorns Basketball - We can't create our own key art, so we go Midjourney
Last edited by Coach Lambini at 8/23/2025 4:30:16 PM