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In a battle of fallen idols

I thought that said " fallen idiots". I had to re-read that 3 times lol.

And I cant access the u21 national team page, but that guy that won, he's been stuck in d4 since season 23, how did he win n get so many votes; I cant vote for a guy whose team name was "The Lebronz" for so many seasons lol

In a word, discord. NT and U21 is very much a closed shop. And because you cannot openly campaign on this site it means those guys have a huge advantage during elections. Truly a cabal or Junta.

Well, damn. It's pretty clear I have an uphill battle, it'll be tough to stay alive this season. Anyone know how long the "attendance boost" lasts for a newly promoted team? The entire season?

Cue: https://youtu.be/sy8wclUmYWA


Announcer: with ten of the sixteen squads in the slaughterhouse sitting at 1-1 tonight serves as a point of separation.

Our cameras focus tonight on a tussel between timequake and sparty which will mean either a shot in the arm for sparty in their efforts to return to form or as a stimulus for quake to escape the squalor of the cellar.


The Pistons seek to squelch the bunnies efforts to stay towards the top end of the blues

The Lions are licking their chops with the Generals coming to town as the NoCo has been a house of horrors for Greensboro over the years
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While the stormz will be seeking to wreck Deronimo's early success.

Over in club red

The Sharks hope to survive the blizzards


The bulls seek to get off the schnide with the Mavs in town


The kitties look to solidify their standing as cellar dwelling game winners is coming to town

And the Masters seek to continue to keep pace in the great 8 as round 2 on the other hand needs this one to avoid slipping into the 2nd division.

As always we will be keeping you abreast of all the action areound the circuit. And tonight we have a special feature regarding the fortunes of past slaughterhouse survivors. And as always Sybil the soothsayer will stop by to give her usual teo cents worth. This is where to be for the game three as it's once again time for BB2NIGHT!


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/20/2018 9:12:41 PM

Always look forward to your commentary....classic stuff!

Thanks brah. Little of a flat effort on my part, should be emulated on the court tonight at the NoCo. But I will be sneaking peeks at the score on my phone as I trudge back up 85 after a day of working appointments around the ATL

Dude, this is a super cool, nice way of putting everything into perspective, thanks for putting in the effort.

A point a minute, that's what we averaged last night. That's great if your a high school football team not so good on the virtual hardwood. 21% from the field, McClain hit for a higher percentage against all the Ball screen Betties in the bar the night before the game.

Now if you had told me the Generals would have held Ladson to 68 I would have given my boys a fair shot, conversely the Lions management would have expressed concern over such a paltry total. That was a game that set back offensive basketball 75 years. I wonder if they didn't just go full retro and have a jump ball after every made shot.

And now Stormz and Pistons await on the docket, it's gonna be a long season.

That is brutal for sure.

A shadowy figures walks thru the doors of a empty arena as the camera follows him back to a storage area where he opens the top drawer of a dresser to reveal a old school reel to reel tape player as the shadowy figure presses play.

Cue: https://youtu.be/7HFakjigeFc


Announcer: Good evening gentleman...your missions, if you choose to accept them consist of the following.

Bunnies, your mission is to prove your ready to take that next step to the realms of the elite. Deronimo your mission is to cajole another solid performance from your codgers to stay at the top of the food chain.


Pistons and quake, your missions are identical, to avoid the depths of the cellar by any means necessary.


Ladson your mission is to find a way to win away from your friendly confines. Sparty your mission is to play yourself back into postseason position.

Generals, your mission is to circle the wagons and to summon the strength to play your way back to the upper division. Stormz your mission is to silence the generals supporters and to raise your profile.

Mavs your mission is to solidify your standing among the elites of club red while the sharks mission is simply one of survival.

Bulls, your mission is to break into the win column and out of the cellar. 2 your mission is to re-establish yourself among the club red contenders

Winners your mission is to find a way off the schnide, blizzards your mission is to continue your solid start

And, Kitties, your mission is to continue your accession and to remain the leagues only undefeated team. While Masters your mission is to continue your shocking insurgency and for you to remain the leagues sole unbeaten squad.

As always if any you or any of your operatives are caught Hrudey will disavow knowledge of your presence.

This thread will self destruct in five seconds.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/24/2018 3:31:25 PM