Yo yall,
my boys have got a real problem, my PR guy tells me all is swell, see -
I am pleased with the team's performance this season 5 balls
The team had a good run in the cup this year 5 balls
The team played well in our last league game 4 1/2 balls
The team played well the last time they were on TV 5 balls
The team played well in our last game against Tassie Cavaliers, our hated rival 5 balls
I am familiar with the star players, and am not afraid that they will be transferred 1 ball (ya this is bad)
The general manager is doing everything he can to try to improve the team 4 1/2 balls
All things considered, I am happy with the direction the team is going in 4 balls
But shoot my merchandise sales is through the floor.
Merchandise: $ 13 308
League Averages from Last Week $ 22 554
We are still in the cup, got the second best record in the association and only lost one game for the season? Shouldn't we be above average? This is costin me like $20,000 a week. Why wont my boys sell some more chilli dogs? Do I need to shoot my PR guy?