I once knew this guy who lived somewhere far away, not in a country, but in more a kingdom that was ruled over by a queen, so it was more like a queendom, and no, not that sort of queendom, but this queen had a lot of gold and horses and specters, really a fetish for specters, not magic specters, regular specters with all sorts of gems and precious metals, and my friend had a friend another queendom, yes, there are more of these queendoms than you realize, and that queen didn’t have anything out of the ordinary that most other queens have, but she had a Painter of the Court who would paint stuff, you know, like with a paint brush and sometimes a roller, and he wanted more red paint since he could never have enough red paint on account of he especially liked to paint things red, but the queen of his queendom didn’t like red so much and she heard that the other queen, with one with all the specters, had a couple of extra painters who painted exclusively in black and white, and this queen who didn’t like red was sort of a hipster queen with those hipster glasses that she had sent to her from Italy and she wanted one of these black and white painters, so she arranged to have a specter made with recycled aluminum, which is an environmentally sensitive thing to do, and she proposed to trade this new specter and the painter who painted red to the other queen for a painter who painted only black and white, and so they traded, and then, um, that guy who lived there, in that queendom, uh, I forgot, how did I know him, something about transferring money to some aluminum recycler I think, but maybe it was something about a basketball team?
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