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This is a league of grizzled old vets. Counting the upcoming season the members of the slaughterhouse have a combined 447 seasons worth of aggregate experience. Which means the average league member has been here 27.9 seasons.

We have three teams who have been around 40 seasons or more
five thirty seasons or more

two 20 or more

and six 10 or more


and this just reflects the various players current incarnations, round 2 i know used to have a team way back and Im sure there are others here who are not on their first team.

https://youtu.be/lc7dmu4G8oc

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 1/30/2019 11:41:11 AM

I had a team from season 11 to 19. My son (same name but the third) made a team they thought I was double dipping - cancel both teams and I had to start over. Few seasons later Utopia duhhh

Join the BB discord, the more the merrierhttps://discord.gg/cKpNkt2

Cue: https://youtu.be/E8cJ1Wa6U3o


Your opening shows a box being emptied as each piece of the puzzle shows the name of a team with a quick cut to that team in action.

Announcer: tonight we renew the process of putting together the pieces of another season . Each night fills out the final picture a little bit more. Some will find their pieces fit together easily some will find frustration in figuring out what goes where.

Off in baby blue....

Newcomers the brewskies know there is much work to be done to fill out a roster worthy of slaughterhouse contention. Tonight they host last seasons finals competitors the bunnies who have found with each passing season they come closer to piecing it all together.

Deronimo celebrates the start of their 25th season in these friendly confines as they face a hungry newcomer in Hawks. And while their name and team owner's name suggest they are seeking chicken, on opening night they will have to settle more for gobbler as Hokied in the end might just end up feeling like foghorn leghorn https://youtu.be/wlT_ikcCIX0

The generals are hoping to return to contention. Petersburg on the other hand will be perhaps looking for a lot more than last seasons maintenance performance.

And in a battle between two teams that saw their championship dreams derailed the dogs and stormz will square off.

Off in club red....


In what could well be a precursor to meeting of greater import the mavs and kitties will renew hostilities.


Perennial contender 2 sees the chunks come calling

In a double debut the iguanas and neutrons will have a go

And Masters takes a trip to welcome the hackers to the slaughterhouse.

Sybil the soothsayer will squint into her crystal ball for her projections. The opening week saw loads of action on the transfer ticker and we will get you up to date. Plus tonight's point counter point will discuss which of our impressive set of new supplicates will make the most noise. There have been 16 teams in stern preparation for the impending season, tonight we get to see who might makes some moves as it's time to groove and get ready for another edition of BB2NIGHT!

After the injury to my key player last season i was ready to tank this season. Then i realize there’s no coachlambini in other leagues. So, i’ll stay and hoping to kick some...but first had to buy new starters or backups.

Your too kind. My little missives really can't be that interesting. Of course if I don't get it together I won't last much longer here. As Filmore said to be the other day....group of death

Your the slow rolled top jackpot death of Buzzer beater group of death sorta like Germany in group B.

For the first time in the 15 seasons I have been here this league finally gets a six figure a week TV deal. Usually it's been between 95-98.

me 2 - Congratz to us and anyone else

Cue: https://youtu.be/NxB7SEy8pPg

Our opening montage is a fast paced collection of frenetic clips from opening night.

Announcer: already only one game in and the scramble to figure out where everyone will wind up already is in full swing.

Off in club red....

The neutrons will be looking to hold home serve while visiting hackers needs this one to get back to even ground

The chunks got clobbered opening night and have the always tough Mavs calling in their home opener

Two and Masters tussle in a battle which could have implications going forward

And the iguanas seek to avoid a 0-2 start against a very irate group of kitties as they get their introduction to the hell that is the litter box.

Over in big blue....

Petersburg seeks to recover from their late swoon on opening night while the Hawks seek to pull off a early clean sweep against the contestants from the Virginia Commonwealth.


Deronimo hosts the dogs in a battle between two regular contenders seeking to avoid a 0-2 start

The bunnies look to give early validation of their championship potential while the generals will try to build on the momentum of their emotional win opening night

And stormz and brewskies battle to avoid a early trip into the cellar.

Sybil of course will have her say. The transfer ticker continues to hum right along and we will give you the latest. Several clubs have players who have been appointed to various NT sqads and we will look deeper into that and since this is the first season in many our league members are getting a six figure TV deal we will find out more about how that came to be. So we've got everything you need to see as it's time again for BB2NIGHT