Being unlucky in cards doesn't mean lucky in love. It just means that you probably lost a lot of your money if youv'e played a lot of cards, which doesn't exactly help in the love category. Unless you're playing strip poker and happen look good without your clothes on, and then I guess maybe you would get a little bit of an edge in the love category. But if you're playing with a bunch of ugly fuglies, then maybe not so lucky after all. The lesson here is that if you're unlucky in cards, don't play cards with oversized hairy dudes with nicknames like "Stinky" "Chester the Molester".
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