I'd just like to tell everyone...
I'm too legit to quit.
(http://i.imgur.com/5d8Srhg.png)
Ugh. Anytime any of Mr. Hammer's lyrical oeuvres is brought up for some reason my mind brings up "Pumps and a bump" and that burrows into my ear canal and nibbles on a corner of my brain for weeks on end until something finally scares it out. I mean, it could have been the Addams family theme and I'd be cool with that, but the only redeeming thing about pumps and a bump beside the fact that there are only about 10 words in the song repeated over and over is that Deion was in the video, and even that doesn't help. Here's hoping that when you're about to have that perfect zero game that in the last seconds, one of your scrubs gets an offensive board and an assist for a three point shot that miraculously goes in. And I will be there, yes I will, shouting "Hammer time!"
Or probably not.