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In the so strange it’s true category, the Kitties have hosted all 8 meetings between our two teams.

I figured it was because you did not want the kitties scratching the nice upholstered seats at Cassell Coliseum with their claws.

Last edited by homercat at 6/19/2019 12:56:30 AM

Cue: https://youtu.be/FW2KN7Tz89s

A opening montage of the contenders and those who would usurp the status quo.

Announcer: as we prepare to hit the asb much remains to be seen in how the season will shake out

Petersburg has a tough draw with the kitties coming to town

While back in the hills of the Commonwealth deronimo gets a Easy assignment in coasting Rockford

The rollers traveling Road show takes a visit to the cave

While at cave the huskers and Neanderthals seek to knock the other a little further towards the bottom

Mavs visits always potentially dangerous cal

The boingers and Masters battle

Sulfolk seeks to slip back into the playoff hunt while the brewskies battle to hold onto their tedious grip on the bug blues last spot

And the generals hope to serve up a rare 4th win in a row against the baconators

Sybil will have her say. We will get a closer look at the rosters for the upcoming all star spectacular. And Alfred's angle and Lee's way will give you their viewpoints on various league particulars . So sit back, we'll get you on the right track as it's time again for BB2Night!

Cue: https://youtu.be/3KI9eN-AY1s

Tonight's opening montage is of fans, cheerleaders and players show zest and zeal !

Announcer: it's been a full week but the asb is over and now it's time to prepare for the stretch run!

The mavs look to continue their winning ways while deronimo is driving to get back in the playoff picture

The boingers seek to drop the huskers like a bad habit

Petersburg seeks to perhaps get a peek back into the playoff scenario while Rockford just seems to be playing out the string

The brewskies will try for a signature road win against massively improved Masters

In a battle of second bananas the bunnies battle the kitties

The baconators look to serve up a victory against tanking Neanderthals

In a matchup of league enigmas the dogs travel to Suffolk

And the generals hit the Vegas strip to pay a visit to a high rollers club which have disappeared like someone had dug a hole in the desert for them.

A interesting week on the transfer ticker will be analyzed and quantified. Sybil will see into her crystal ball and Alfred's angle and Lee's way will set the stage for the day. All that and more in store as it's time for another edition of BB2NIGHT!

Cue: https://youtu.be/u2W1Wi2U9sQ

Tonight's montage is a proverbial explosion of offense of all types!

Announcer: as interconference play concludes tonight is a celebration of the red white and blue as it's a league wide independence day celebration here in the slaughterhouse! Across the league there will be post game fireworks displays in the parking lots afterwards. Though for the players they are set to do their exploding on the courts instead.

The unbeaten Mavs take off for a trip to the Commonwealth to face off against a Petersburg club trying to climb out of the big blue mire

In the cross conference battle between teams from said Commonwealth Suffolk drops in on deronimo.

The bunnies draw a free lap against just botted Rockford

Cal have the Masters come calling

Neanderthals get a chance to snag a W with the skeleton rollers coming to town

Bloom county gets to serve up baconators for their July 4th feast

The brewskies have a breather against the huskers on tap

While on the other end of Bryan Blvd the Generals put their five game winning streak on the line against the high quality kitties

Sybil will have her say. Independence day themed Alfred's angle and Lee's way are on the docket. We will discuss who is paying for what out if pocket with another edition of the transfer ticker. So no need to sit around and bicker, relax in your chair made of wicker as it's time again for BB2Night e

With the interconference portion of the schedule now concluded, looks like Red has been able to make the results respectable for the first time in a long time (at least since my kitties joined the league).

Don't think it was 50-50, but Mavs, Kitties and MOB certainly made it closer than seasons past.

Good luck to all coming down the home stretch. I think the Mavs are looking really tough to beat for the league title. They have HCA already wrapped up in the Great 8 and can afford to TIE the entire way up to the league finals.

Cue: https://youtu.be/ckCwBAhz4oc

Mix of players, coaches, some hawt cheerleaders, etc etc



Announcer: and as we head into the final stretch run it's time for each conference to see how their mates now stack up since they met last

Over in club red...

The kitties look to put just a little more distance between themselves and visiting Masters

The Mavs move one step closer to a conference title with struggling baconators in town

Nebraska gets the free lap against Rockford

And Suffolk looks to surge into playoff contention with the absentee rollers on tap

Over in big blue

The boingers have a potential trap game on the road in Suffolk


The bunnies and brewskies entertain each other this weekend

Deronimo looks to be dealt back into the playoff picture with tanking Neanderthals

And the generals look to get back on track against cal

Per usual Sybil will have her say. Alfred's angle and Lee's way on the docket and of course we get our transfer ticker update as well. So settle in, it's gonna be swell as it's time again for BB2Night!!!

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 7/5/2019 9:44:54 PM

Cue: https://youtu.be/PUiyg9hoMx0

Your opening montage is of drives to the hole, the acrobatic finish at the rim, the amazing body control, etc

Announcer: as the season quickly nears it's conclusion the top and bottom seem pretty well settled. But much remains in the middle rungs to work out.

In Crystal blue persuasion...

The leagues oldest fixture takes center stage as deronimo looks to leapfrog past the struggling generals

Cal came up with a fine effort Saturday to steal one in Greensboro, but holding home court against the bunnies might require a even more inspired collective contribution.



The boingers will move one step closer to clinching as neanderthals ticket is already punch for a return to d4.

And the brewskies and Petersburg battle in a matchup between two teams needing this one to stay in contention.

Off in club red....

The Mavs will move one step closer to closing out matters against a huskers club which has mightily struggled all season

Masters gets the free lap against Rockford

Suffolk looks to sneak into the playoff picture against the baconators

And fierce visits the strip to take on the bankrupt rollers.

Sybil will have her say, Lee's way and Alfred's angle will give a couple of takes on tonight's tangles. And the transfer ticker will calculate who is getting richer and who is looking sicker so no matter if your team's postseason hopes are just a flicker, or if you think it might be the year your favorite team gets a championship sticker it's time again for another edition of BB2NIGHT


Last edited by Coach Lambini at 7/9/2019 3:54:13 PM

Cue: https://youtu.be/MiOSuZrz-vo

Your opening montage concentrates on the teams towards the top and on those trying to stay close to them


Announcer: with only two weeks now left in the season the top spots look to be a done deal. But towards the middle of the table a lot is left to determine

In big blue

The boingers look to move one step closer to clinching while the generals are sagging and on the verge of falling back into the relegation zone

The brewskies are looking to snag that spot and a trip to tanking Neanderthals should allow them to do so


Cal and Petersburg will battle to see who can stay within shouting distance of the last playoff spot

And deronimo seeka to draw closer on the bunnies

In club red...

The Mavs look to stay undefeated and to move one more step towards the top as Masters may be stuck in the three hole
.

Even though the owner is MIA the rollers get the free lap against Rockford.

Fierce will look to snack on the baconators.

And Suffolk looks to solidify their grasp on the final red spot against the huskers

Sybil will have her say, Alfred's angle and Lee's way are on tap and the ticker will tell what's going on around the league in terms of who might be buying for a totle or selling to save money . So no matter if your season is sunny or not to funny stick and stay, another edition of BB2NIGHT is on the wsy

Cue: https://youtu.be/SXm8RsyInHQ

A slow motion montage with that far away look in everyone's eye. Of players bent over grabbing their shorts with that look of intensity! Of the glares of the coaches. Of the fans slowly filing in.

Announcer: the days whittle to a precious few, time for the final push to the finish line.



Off in the big 8....

It's the battle of Bryan Blvd part deux as the brewskies battle the generals with a inside track to the playoffs going to the winner

The other team in contention for one of the last two playoff spots , deronimo, has another edition of the clash of the Commonwealth as Petersburg comes calling at Cassell

The bunnies and boingers meet at the top of the table as bloom county can mathematically clinch the top spot with a win..

And the bulldogs try to keep themselves in position to play spoiler down the stretch against a Neanderthals club already slated for demotion

In club red..


Fierce looks to continue tuning up for the postseason against overmatched Nebraska

The Masters look landlocked into 3rd while Suffolk seeks to play their way into the final slot.


The baconators get the free lap on Rockford

And the Mavs make their way to the strip to soak in some sun and move one step closer to a undefeated season.

Sybil will have her say. The transfer ticker is on the way. And Alfred's angle and Lee's way will set up the night of play. So relax after a tough day, all that and more is on the way as it's time again for BB2Night!

Cue: https://youtu.be/XHjia9LyLLE

A opening montage of mistakes, of rebounds flubbed, of passes gone astray, of fouls being committed etc

Announcer: as the season comes to a close the mistakes start to magnify.

Over in club red....

The kitties and Mavs will tussle in what is likely a preview of what's to come in a fortnight.

The baconators look to steal some momentum while Masters looks to continue their somewhat surprising success

Suffolk will take a huge step towards securing the final playoff spot with the free lap on Rockford

And Nebraska looks to build a little momentum as the rollers by all accounts are about to slip out the door for good


In the big 8

Landlocked Petersburg will look to complicate matters for the generals

Deronimo and the brewskies battle in a contest crucial for both playoff hopes


The bunnies are set in cruise control with Neanderthals in town

And the boingers and bulldogs clash with nothing more at stake than pride

Sybil will have her say. We will see what's in play on the transfer ticker. And Alfred's angle and Lee's way is always worth a snicker. So settle on in as the chase nears it's end with another edition of BB2NIGHT!

Cue: https://youtu.be/bwuuFz5ztIE

A sylish montage featuring moves of Grace and skill

Announcer: it appears all is settled for the regular season here in the slaughterhouse, now all that remains is to see who will head to the next phase with momentum

Over in the big 8

Petersburg looks to prime themselves for a relegation fight while neanderthals is seeking a quick end to their difficult journey

The generals start to tune up for a return to the playoffs b y seeing if they can scheme past the bunnies

The brewskies look to stop the bleeding against the bulldogs

And deronimo looks to deal the boingers a set back

Over in club red

The rollers management has shown after a long hiatus is it in time to get to the post season? Well mastering will be the first to find out

Suffolk on the other hand will try to hang on to that last spot though they have their hands full with the kitties in town

The Mavs have the free lap against Rockford

And baconators and huskers hook up with nothing more than pride at stake.

We will look at the transfer ticker. Sybil steps up for her synopsis on what will happen this evening and Alfred's angle and Lee's way will get you ready for the day. So there's no use trying to get away, as it's time again for BB2Night