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251900.35 in reply to 251900.34
Date: 12/26/2013 10:48:38 AM
New York Chunks
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Being unlucky in cards doesn't mean lucky in love. It just means that you probably lost a lot of your money if youv'e played a lot of cards, which doesn't exactly help in the love category. Unless you're playing strip poker and happen look good without your clothes on, and then I guess maybe you would get a little bit of an edge in the love category. But if you're playing with a bunch of ugly fuglies, then maybe not so lucky after all. The lesson here is that if you're unlucky in cards, don't play cards with oversized hairy dudes with nicknames like "Stinky" "Chester the Molester".

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251900.37 in reply to 251900.36
Date: 12/26/2013 12:08:53 PM
New York Chunks
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Well this will be season #11 between me and Sherlock. It's sort of like the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, except that neither one of us is all that good or bad.

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251900.38 in reply to 251900.37
Date: 12/26/2013 5:08:27 PM
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I have a feeling this season is going to be brutal. Teams look like they are stocking up for bear.

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251900.40 in reply to 251900.39
Date: 12/26/2013 7:10:33 PM
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Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the beat eats you. This saying goes for strip poker as well.

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251900.41 in reply to 251900.34
Date: 12/26/2013 8:31:01 PM
Arizona Cacti
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I'd very much like not to need luck. You know the saying lucky in cards, unlucky in love? By that standard, I should be the greatest lover the world has ever known.


All I'd add to that is that I think I'd take being extremely lucky at cards and extremely unlucky at love because after I make a ton of money playing cards I can pay for some pretty high end female companionship. Sure she won't love me but I mean that's 80% of marriages anyway and at least I'll know what's going on. Plus, I'll probably have enough money left over to buy a puppy.

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251900.42 in reply to 251900.41
Date: 12/27/2013 12:04:42 PM
New York Chunks
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The TL is insane right now. I keep getting outbid by managers who are clearing steering their teams towards bankruptcy and don't mind spending considerably above market value for players with salaries that will consume almost all of their weekly income single-handed.

Maybe I'll just do this season without a real center...

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251900.44 in reply to 251900.43
Date: 12/27/2013 2:05:02 PM
New York Chunks
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Maybe I'll just do this season without a real center...


yeah, i know how that feels

12/27/2013 - New York Chunks has just acquired Emidio Condorelli for $ 676 300.

*sigh of relief*

Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
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