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Dude, this is a super cool, nice way of putting everything into perspective, thanks for putting in the effort.

A point a minute, that's what we averaged last night. That's great if your a high school football team not so good on the virtual hardwood. 21% from the field, McClain hit for a higher percentage against all the Ball screen Betties in the bar the night before the game.

Now if you had told me the Generals would have held Ladson to 68 I would have given my boys a fair shot, conversely the Lions management would have expressed concern over such a paltry total. That was a game that set back offensive basketball 75 years. I wonder if they didn't just go full retro and have a jump ball after every made shot.

And now Stormz and Pistons await on the docket, it's gonna be a long season.

That is brutal for sure.

A shadowy figures walks thru the doors of a empty arena as the camera follows him back to a storage area where he opens the top drawer of a dresser to reveal a old school reel to reel tape player as the shadowy figure presses play.

Cue: https://youtu.be/7HFakjigeFc


Announcer: Good evening gentleman...your missions, if you choose to accept them consist of the following.

Bunnies, your mission is to prove your ready to take that next step to the realms of the elite. Deronimo your mission is to cajole another solid performance from your codgers to stay at the top of the food chain.


Pistons and quake, your missions are identical, to avoid the depths of the cellar by any means necessary.


Ladson your mission is to find a way to win away from your friendly confines. Sparty your mission is to play yourself back into postseason position.

Generals, your mission is to circle the wagons and to summon the strength to play your way back to the upper division. Stormz your mission is to silence the generals supporters and to raise your profile.

Mavs your mission is to solidify your standing among the elites of club red while the sharks mission is simply one of survival.

Bulls, your mission is to break into the win column and out of the cellar. 2 your mission is to re-establish yourself among the club red contenders

Winners your mission is to find a way off the schnide, blizzards your mission is to continue your solid start

And, Kitties, your mission is to continue your accession and to remain the leagues only undefeated team. While Masters your mission is to continue your shocking insurgency and for you to remain the leagues sole unbeaten squad.

As always if any you or any of your operatives are caught Hrudey will disavow knowledge of your presence.

This thread will self destruct in five seconds.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/24/2018 3:31:25 PM

Careful with training? How so?

Ok gotcha....Ya, I totally understand that. Was just wondering. I've wondered why a couple of my guys popped but their salary didn't move.