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Doh! Got the win but cost me a week w/o my big man. Herc, you know my money is just as funny as yours. Maybe, if you lower him to 13,000 I might can get him :-) Then have to turn and sell him again because I am back in the luxury tax Urgh@

Cue: https://youtu.be/VOsD7Wdsc_k

Your opening package consist of lots of alley oops, breakaway dunks and slashing to the hole.

Announcer: as we clear the first round of conference play things start to heat up here in the slaughterhouse. Tonight we add another chapter to our story.


Off in club red....

2 and Mavs clash in a battle for supremacy.

The kitties will try to keep pace while also licking their wounds after getting crunched out of the cup with the chunks coming to town.

Masters looks to gain ground to get back into contention with Tron in town

And the iguanas attempt to directly climb out the cellar with hackers being their home opponent.


In BB black and blue....

The brewskies have the dogs coming in as Fillmore is finding out much to his chagrin what a challenge this league represents.

The worn down Hawks look to stop the bleeding against a generals club trying to bottom feed their way back to contention.

In the clash of the Commonwealth Deronimo looks to dump Petersburg deeper in the relegation hole.

And at the cave the bunnies look to survive stormz and to climb back to level ground on the scorecard.

Sybil will gaze into her crystal ball. We will take our weekly peek into the transfer ticker and we will preview this weeks cup clashes. All that and more as we get you ready for your favorite club to hit the floor as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

Yeaa I won! Wait What?

Cue: https://youtu.be/isCh4kCeNYU

Tonight your opening package is of looks of intensity from the past between the teams from the blue and the red. Of stare downs, of players being separated, of general acrimony.

Announcer: The first round of conference play has concluded. Now it is time for the annual bloodletting between the two sides. A time of year where collective pride of the achievements of the collective mean the same to some as the results for the individual teams. Last season club red took a slight better measure after the big blue had dominated these contest for many seasons past.

Club red clubs play host to the proceeding for the opening battles


The trons look to stay in the playoff picture while Petersburg seeks something to stop their unexpected bleeding.

Stormz looks to snag a road win against a chunks club seeking some momentum to climb out of the relegation zone.

The hard luck brewskies should not find life getting any easier with a trip to the surprising top standing Mavs.

Deronimo looks to stay on track in the blues playoff race while Masters need wins to sneak back into the club Red picture.


In a contest with potential post season seeding implications Cal and 2 tangle in a battle between perennial contenders.

The bunnies have a difficult first cross conference assignment with a trip to the litter box.

The general's seek a successful conclusion to their road trip against the iguanas.

And Hawks and hackers face off in a contest between two clubs in dire need of a win.

Sybil will give us her two cents worth. We will take our look at the latest from the transfer ticker, and of course we will get a closer look at what the clubs remaining in the cup have coming their way. So stick and stay, we have that and much more coming your way as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!

Lots of Big Men going to the open market. Is there a shift in this league?

Running deficits too long I'm guessing

Cue: https://youtu.be/4MFbn8EbB4k


Tonight's opening package consist of nice passes leading to dunks, lay ups and dunks along with some nice defensive plays leading to steals blocks and charges.

Announcer: after a opening volley of cross conference play leaving matters in a early deadlock it is time to see what happens when the big blue crew has control of the home court.

The Hawks are hoping recent acquisitions will lead to getting off the six game skid they find themselves mired in while the iguanas it appears are using this season as a cash grab and training exercise.

Petersburg looks to sneak one step closer to .500 while the kitties need a road win to keep pace in club red.

Deronimo will try to bolster their current position while Tron looks to see if they can move into line for playoff consideration

The bunnies look to cruise past the chunks to maintain their current spot in the pecking order

Cal also sits snack dab in the 5-3 big 8 log jam while Masters needs a victory to maintain their currently position.

Stormz looks to hold serve and hold their 2 game edge atop The standings while hackers need a upset to give themselves a shot at sneaking into the great 8 playoff discussion

2 can ill afford to take current big 8 cellar dweller Brewskies for granted


While the general's look to extend their current streak though the Mavs are quite a step up in class

Sybil will have her say. A flurry of activity will be recapped on the transfer ticker. And of course we will look ahead to the upcoming cup contest for next week. All that and more so don't skip out to the store as it's time again for BB2NIGHT

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

BB international in conjunction with Raycom sports in association with Lambini Productions in memorial to C.D. Chesley announce the addition of former slaughter house great Alfred Webb to our broadcast team, Alfred will join former Deronimo legend Lee Thomas in the booth in what is liable to become the best pairing since Packer and Thacker, or at least Statler and Waldorf.

When reached by phone Alfred told our intrepid reporter.After coach exiled me to Siberia or Serbia or wherever that god forsaken frozen wasteland was I figured it was time to get ready for life after my playing days were done. And those days came pretty quick, after that team folded and no one picked me up on the open market I just grabbed a plane for home, called the wife once I got to the airport and was sitting around working on getting my real estate license. Then tonight I get a call from Lee Thomas of all people asking if I would be interested in joining him as his color man on the broadcast. Well that took about eight seconds to decide, listen I love my wife, I adore my children, but if she asks me again to clean out the gutters and those little wharf rats asks for another fidget spinner I am going to lose my mind. When asked about pairing with Lee Thomas " well everybody knows that he was a legend, so it is a great honor to be paired with him, he knows the game inside out. Myself on the other hand don't know Jack but I do know how to run my yapper and while that in my playing days caused some consternation at the broadcast table I hope it will cause some as well because I plan to speak my mind."

So, Witten leaves the booth and goes to my Cowboys and Webb comes back home as a broadcaster. I can't wait to hear his fine work.

Cue: https://youtu.be/Vuj5toLeyY8


Your obligatory montage of action from previous evenings.


Announcer: as we prepare to come to the mid point of the campaign the question for many is, how to balance league needs with cup desires. Tonight will provide answers as to where those who are still alive plan to proceed.

For stormz and the bunnies who will face off this Thursday the answers lie in the matchups each have with the hackers and iguanas respectively.

Deronimo should be able to put forth a good effort tonight against the kitties as they have a softer draw for this Thursday.


Same applies for 2 while ths generals have to look at what they will have left if they want to advance past a closely matched club in their cup match.


Tron strictly has league concerns to deal with while Cal needs to keep just enough in reserve to survive their cup challenge.

Petersburg and chunks both are in uphill position in regards to their cup challenge, but burg does seem to be in better position to at least keep climbing the league ranks


Brewskies and Masters battle post cup concerns



And hawks is still spent following too many minutes for multiple weeks in their cup journey whike the Mavs will try to balance their needs for tonight and the next step ahead.

Sybil will have her say. We will welcome our newest member of the broadcast team Alfred Webb with the debut of his new pregane segment "Alfred's Angle" and not to be out done his new partner Lee Thomas will also have his opportunity to opine with "Lee's Way". Plus we will have our nightly look at the transfer ticker so sit back and get ready to see your team play we got lots of guys with something to say as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!