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We got brushed aside like a gnat by bigshots. But hey we played them to a 17 point game, for the entire league however Thursday night was a massacre.

And now back to our regular programming.....

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A slow motion montage of the collective getting biatch slapped out of the cup. Morphing into the collective getting back into action and ready for the stretch drive.

Announcer: with the cup hopes dashed across the board we prepare to go into the ASB all on level ground going forward. In the big 8 the battle heats up while in the great 8 the kitties look to continue their coronation.


Deronimo currently sits as top dog in the big 8, breathers looks to bump them from that pedestal.

The bunnies look to keep bouncing back as lumberjacks come to town

srar and bacon battle in a potential relegation battle preview

the breathers get on as inc is on tap

kitties come to the brew kettle to battle big 8 co leader brewskies

tornadoes can take the night off with a trip to pride on tap

the generals look to get back on track with egg visiting the coliseum

and theives will try to hold onto the final club red playoff spot with a tough trip to waffles on the docket

Sybil will have her say. Alfred and Lee get you ready for tonight's play. And much more is on the way as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!!

(In Memorial, Neith Perth 9-12-1952/1-7-2020)


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Your Opening montage highlights the contenders as they chase the championship. drives and dishes, Pull ups and pops, all the agony and excitement.

Announcer: after a week away it's time for teams to regroup and recommit to the cause as the conclusion comes closer with each passing night.

The Generals are looking to hang close to contention while Masters will try and move one step closer to securing HCA for the opening round of the playoffs.

while fierce and breathers take aim at each other in what could well be a finals preview.


the lumberjacks look to keep moving on while srar seeks to solidify their position

Deronimo is making moves to finally get free of the slaughterhouse prison the baconators will be their first step towards wading thru the 500 yards of the foulest stench imaginable that they will have to go thru to get there. '

the brewskies look to stay in touch at the top against egg

pride and inc battle to see whom will finally taste sweet first victory

and Louisville loos to tame the tornadoes as both teams are heading towards the relegation derby

Sybil will have her say, Lee and Alfred will get us ready to play and much more is on the way as it's time again for BB2Night!!

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Tonight's montage is of shots from beyond the arc, poetically timed to the tune for the evening.

Announcer: As the race prepares to enter the final phase we exit the cross conference play with a lot of teams jostling for position.

Deronimo deals with the Lumberjacks

the bunnies see a tornado come thru the cave

srar and thieves tangle

the breathers have egg booked in town

the masters and brewskies buckle up for action

the kitties get to catnap with a trip to pride on tap

the generals will go against bacon

and the waffles get a nice light and fluffy assignment with inc on the yum center docket

Sybil will have her say. Alfred and Lee talk up the day and we will have much more on tap to get you ready for play as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!!!

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Your perfunctory montage tonight focuses on the nightly struggles for those all along the chain of competitiveness.


Announcer: as the season start to circle the Bend and head for home separation has occurred up and down the standings. Though there is still quite a bit left to play for and decide before we cross the finish line.

Over in club red....


The Masters look to keep ahold of hca for the opening round of the playoffs as the tornadoes touch down

But it is the kitties who have the top slot all but sown up as the have Hayward in town

Bacon looks to beat down Inc to get themselves one step closer to clinching a relegation slot

While the thieves threaten to possibly secure the final playoff spot though a egg win suddenly makes that race very interesting


In the big blue wrecking crew

The breathers look to stop srar

While the generals go looking to avenge a opening night loss to Louisville to keep pace in position for a first round home date

The brewskies are beat up and the bunnies look to take advantage in their late season push

And deronimo gets the free lap against a pride club which never bothered to unpack their bags

Sybil will have her say Alfred and Lee are on our way and many other great segments are in play as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!!!

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Tonight's montage features the players who are predestined to be in position to lead their respective clubs out of the darkness into the light of promotion.


Announcer: every team in contention this season seems to have either built to be to this point or have added pieces to their puzzle to make themselves part of the equation. As we enter the final six regular season contests we will see over the next several weeks how these moves will pan out.

Over in the big 8...

Deronimo and breathers battle with the top spot at stake.

While Greensboro sits close behind though they have a hot bunnies club to deal with tonight

the brewskies are trying to hang onto their suddenly perilous grasp on the final playoff spot again a srar club settling into the six position

and the waffles get a chance to salve their wounds with the free pass coming against pride

over in the great 8

the kitties will claw one step closer to a regular season conference championship and HCA for the playoffs while egg looks to try and keep their fading playoff hopes alive

the lumberjacks get the free lap against a inc club already packing their things

while the thieves look to upend masters to keep themselves level in the win column

and the tornadoes look to start building up steam for the relegation battle ahead against a baconator club settling into the seventh slot

Sybil will tell you who she''s got....Lee and Alfred will tell you who's hot...and our intrepid team will break down who has it and who does not as it''s time again for BB2NIGHT!!!

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Tonight's montage is of players showing extra hustle. Scrapping and battling under the glass , fighting thru the screen , twisting and turning to get the shot, diving on the floor or flying into the stands to save a loose ball. Etc

Announcer: with the championship chase quickly coming to a close the battles continue for positioning for the opportunity to promote for some while others are setting up to do what they can to survive. Tonight we add another chapter and verse to the story


In club red things are getting very cut and dried

The kitties have cruised well out of sight and can officially clinch with a win at masters

The Lumberjacks can punch their postseason ticket with a win over tornadoes

Same goes for thieves in their meeting with bacon

While egg looks to cruise past Inc to give them a leg up on having hca in the relegation round.

While in big blue much is left to do

The brewskies look to bump off deronimo which would throw a real wrench in the machine

Down the road the generals are trying not to slip up against srar


The breathers are trying to keep pace against a Louisville club looking to improve their relegation position

While the bunnies get to vent their frustrations upon pride

Sybil will have her say Alfred and Lee are on the way and there will be much to do and say as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!!!

First a moment of silence starts the festivities


RIP KOBE BRYANT 1978-2020


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Your opening montage consist of lots of slow motion shots of the heroics from recent contests.


Announcer: tonight as we start the final four games of the season so much in so many different parts of the standings are left to decide. In areas where everything seemed settled there is now uncertainty but in that uncertainty there can become distinct clarity.


over in big blue

The old rivals meet for the 48th time though no regular season matchup between deronimo and the generals has held this level of importance. for the guys from the new river valley a chance to in essence clinch the regular season honors. for the generals a chance to move into position to claim their first regular season title ever.

the breathers are sitting right on their tales, but they have a tough assignment with a trip to the cave to visit the fast closing bunnies who are surging towards trying to snag the last playoff position

while the holders of that spot the brewskies are on upset alreat with a trip to take on the waffles

while srard looks to take a step up the standing with the free lap against pride

over in club red

the kitties have clinched and now get to kick back with bacon in the little box

the lumberjacks and thieves tangle with the upper leg towards having HCA in the first round on the line for the winner

though masters will still have a huge say in that matter and they would see their voice increase with the free lap coming up against inc

and the tornadoes take on egg looking for a chance to move up one import spot in the relegation derby

Sybil of course has her say, Alfred and Lee get us ready to play, and as always much more is on the way as it's time again for BB2NIGHT

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Tonight shows a table with the various league mascots engaged in a high stakes game of poker. Some are asking for cards, some are folding their hands. Of cousse some of the cards show the various aces the competitors of the slaughterhouse have up their sleeves Some raise their stakes, some are all in...

Announcer: with one week left in the season the deck dontinued to shuffle. Who will be left standing when the river card is dealt?

Over in big blue....

Deronimo holds the cards to regular season honors. While the bunnies look to ride their recent streak for one more hand.

The brewskies have the easy deal with matchup with pride

The waffles and srar will settle their stakes and determine their postseason seeding in the relegation derby.

And the generals and breathers battle with a inside track to having home court in the opening round at stake as both teams push their chips to the center of the table.

Over in club red....

It is the Lumberjacks and masters seeking the turn of a friendly card in their battle for hca when the first round of second season commences.

The kitties have the big stack while the tornadoes look to steal a hand to better their position

The thieves get to double down on Inc

While egg seeks to also solidify themselves in the postseason against a bacon club resigned to playing go fish.


Sybil will tell you what she sees I'm the cards. Alfred and Lee will let you know what's in the shuffle. And the transfer ticket will tell you whos seeking a re deal and who is in it for real. So take a seat and ante up as it's time for a high stakes edition of BB2NIGHT!




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Am I the only one who doesn't know who Sybil, Alfred, and Lee are?

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Sybil, Alfred, and Lee are?

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Sybil, Alfred, and Lee are?

But I know who Opie references. Then again for those hitting middle age like I am knowledge of the Andy Griffith show is mandatory.

As for our references. Alfred refers to former Greensboro General Alfred Webb (34288932) who is the leagues color commentator and Lee is Lee Thomas of Deronimo fame (20745076) who serves as the league play by play man. The dynamic between the two is kind of Frank Gifford/ Don Meredith esque.

Sybil and the occasional "vox pouli" reference are from the classic film "Network" https://youtu.be/c5Gf0VKXk5Q Sybil has fallen a long way since those days of yore. Picture a female version of Jimmy The Greek.

And BB2NIGHT is a play on the talk show send up from the 70's Fernwood 2 Night which starred Martin Mull https://youtu.be/kh0idSPH7LA



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tonight's montage concentrates on that red white and blue orb that the competitors try to put in the orange cylinder 10' above.

Announcer: tonight as the season comes cascading to a close we look back on who has gotten the bounces and who has had the bad breaks. And though most issues are decided for the second season tonight we take one more step to finalizing the finishing order.

Over in big blue..

the generals celebrate a breakthrough season by taking time to reflect and recharge with the free pass at pride on tap.

while the brewskies battle for their playoff lives against breathers

while the bunnies look to capitalize on any brewskies misstep as they seek to stymie srar

and deronimo looks to work over the waffles as they prepare for hosting festivities during the conference playoffs.

over in club red...

masters still hold hope of climbing a bit further up the ladder as they are bringing the bacon home

the thieves seek to steal one from a kitties club that might be in cruise control

the lumberjacks will try to keep from getting egg on their face as hayward is hanging onto a first round home date for the postseason

and tornadoes look to take final control of the five spot with the free lap against inc


YES Sybil the soothsayer is here. Another edition of the transfer ticker and vox populi is there. And of course Alfred and Lee are everywhere. So stay tuned and try not to become unglued as it's time again for BB2NIGHT!!!!