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I promoted with a team worse than his and made the playoffs my first season in D.IV, it's all about the league you land in and simply by managing Gameshape and using enthusiasm right D.V and D.IV are manageable. It's a cool thing for him to beat a D.IV team without even trying, no need to be a killjoy

Don't listen to baller clay (AKA gaballer).

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The only thing worse than his managerial skills are his comebacks.

nice dipsh1t. have you ever thought i dont use good comebacks so i dont get band or are you just that dumb? you are a texas a&m fan

nice dipsh1t. have you ever thought i dont use good comebacks so i dont get band or are you just that dumb? you are a texas a&m fan

Band? What band? I'm not quite sure how to respond to this, so I'll quote a funny Aggie joke I heard yesterday. This comes from GM-Chihorn (wouldn't want to get band for plagiarizing):

An Aggie had just completed his studies and was awarded a BS Degree in mechanical engineering. He was immediately hired by the Texas highway department. His job was to paint the yellow stripe down the middle of the highway. After three days, his boss called him in and advised him that he was no longer needed. When the Aggie inquired as to the reason for his dismissal, the boss replied, "On your first day here, you painted three miles of stripe, which is good. On your second day, you painted two miles; not as good, but still acceptable. Today, you only painted one mile. This is too far below our standards."
The Aggie accepted the explanation, saying on his way out the door, "Well, alright, but I want you to know, it wasn't my fault. The paint can kept getting farther away."

Not funny? Come on Clay, get a sense of humor.

This one's my personal favorite:

Two Aggie builders were working on a house. One Aggie was on a ladder nailing. He'd reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over his shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other Aggie couldn't stand it any longer and yells up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?" The first Aggie explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!" The second Aggie got real excited and called him all kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"

I bet he could make a better joke, but he would get band.

I think this thread has seen enough of name-calling.